The Hello World of the future

helloWorld.js

/*
  Hi! My name is Mr. Tiddles. I come from QA!
  So it is my job to tell you that YOU SUCK
  WHY ARE THERE NO UNIT TESTS?
  WHY IS YOUR AGILE DRAWING BOARD BLANK!?
  BLANK I TELL YOU!
  YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING TURDWAT
  I GIVE AWAY MY LIFE TO GIVE YOU AGILE CARDS, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
  FUCK YOU
  I DON'T WANT YOUR LAPDANCES

  <3,
    Mr. Tiddles
*/

/**
   @author Scruffy (I'm the janitor)
   @description The enterprise solution to your SentenceFactory needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @arg expr an array of expressions
   @return the constructed object
*/
function SentenceFactory (
    exprs
)
{
    this.exprs = exprs;
}

SentenceFactory.prototype =
{
    set : function (
        exprs
    )
    {
        this.exprs = exprs;
    },

    /**
       @author Scruffy (Life goes on, but I believe we'll forever carry the pain
       on the inside)
       @description The enterprise solution to your SentenceFactory.prototype.produce needs!
       @date 16.8.2012
       @arg wordSeparator a word separator
       @return a sentence
    */
    produce : function (
        wordSeparator
    )
    {
        var T, A, k;

        if (
            this.exprs === null
        )
        {
            throw new TypeError(
                "YOU DICK Y U NO PROVIDE EXPRESSIONS AM I TOO FAT NOW FOR " +
                    "YOU AS WELL!?!?"
                /*added per QA request*/
            );
        }
        //end if

        var O = Object(
            this.exprs
        );
        var len = O.length >>> 0;

        A = new Array(
            len
        );
        k = 0;

        while (
            k < len
        )
        {
            var kValue, mappedValue;

            if (
                k in O
            )
            {
                kValue = O[ k ];

                mappedValue = this.produceCallback( kValue );
                A[ k ] = mappedValue;
            }
            //end if

            k++; //increase k by 1
        }
        //end while

        if ( A.length > 0 )
        {
            A[ 0 ] =
                A[ 0 ][ 0 ].toUpperCase() +
                A[ 0 ].slice( 1 ).toLowerCase();
        }
        //end if

        //TODO: consider localization ramifications of amputation by a nation's
        // cancellation with violation of the right of pagination all for
        // liberation of vegetation accomodation
        return A.join( " " );
    },

    /**
       @author Scruffy (The candle that burns twice as bright turns half as long)
       @description A produceCallback solution to your SentenceFactory.prototype.produceCallback needs!
       @date 16.8.2012
       @return mommy?
    */
    produceCallback : function (
        expr
    )
    {
        return expr.produce();
    },

    /**
       @author Scruffy (It's a mirror into Scruffy's soul)
       @description The enterprise solution to all your turnIntoAMoose needs!
       @date 16.8.2012
       @return void
    */
    turnIntoAMoose : function ()
    {
        throw new Error( 'You are not ready for the moose' );
    },

    constructor : SentenceFactory
};

/**
   @author Scruffy (Don't thank me. Thank the ladder.)
   @description The enterprise solution to all your WordFactory needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @arg dawg word
   @return WordFactory
*/
function WordFactory (
    dawg
)
{
    this.value = dawg;
}

WordFactory.prototype = {
    /**
       @author Scruffy (Scruffy's work here is done.)
       @description The enterprise solution to all your set needs!
       @date 16.8.2012
       @arg dawg word
       @return WordFactory
    */
    set : function (
        dawg
    )
    {
        this.value = dawg;
    },
    /**
       @author Scruffy (I took a regular board, and made it into a divin' board.
       Mhrm.
       @description The enterprise solution to all your produce needs!
       @date 16.8.2012
       @return value value
    */
    produce : function ()
    {
        if ( !this.value )
        {
            throw new TypeError( 'PPPEEEENNNNIIIIISSSS' );
        }
        //end if
        return this.value;
    },

    constructor : WordFactory
};

/**
   @author Scruffy (I'm on break *eats potato chip*)
   @description The enterprise solution to all your HelloFactory needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @arg locale locale
   @return HelloFactory
*/
function HelloFactory (
    locale
)
{
    if ( !locale )
    {
        locale = 'en';
    }
    //end if

    this.set(
        this.locales[ locale ]
    );
}

HelloFactory.prototype = new WordFactory();

HelloFactory.prototype.locales = {
    en : "hello",
    de : "hallo",
    es : "hola",
    /*QA called and told us to be prepared for these kinds of customers*/
    za : "̸̶̧̩̼̫̭͖̒̽̌ͦ̚Z͈͉̼͔͚̮͖͛ͪ͛ͩ̆ͤͅA̸̩̜̬͚ͤ̉́͞L̯̙̭͈̃͟G̷̤̟̙̹̗͆̍͛͒͂ͥ͠O̳̞̜͑ͣͤͦ͜"
    /* p.s. YOU'RE A GIANT DOUCHEBAG */
};

HelloFactory.prototype.constructor = HelloFactory;

/**
   @author Scruffy (Life and death are a seamless continuum)
   @description The enterprise solution to your WorldFactory needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @
 */
function WorldFactory (
    locale
)
{
    //management called and said DRY is for pussies
    if ( !locale )
    {
        locale = 'en';
    }
    //end if

    this.set(
        this.locales[ locale ]
    );
}

WorldFactory.prototype = new WordFactory();

WorldFactory.prototype.locales = {
    en : "world",
    de : "welt",
    es : "mundo",
    za : "͉̰̖͕̬̜͎̮̗͛̇̎ͥ̆Z̴̵̙̖̹̭̭͖̯ͫ̓ͦ̑̀̚ͅA̸̲̜̮ͧ͒̌ͯ̀̊̂̅͞ͅL͙̰͔̝̮̬̹̅̓̉̊͛͛͒͜͠G̨̲̀ͦ͊͐͐ͫ̒ͨO̷͔̜̹͇̩̫͓ͬͫͣ̂͗̆͟͡!̨̯̼̹̮͉͔̿ͬ̓ͫͫ͛̌̃"
};

WorldFactory.prototype.constructor = WorldFactory;

/**
   @author Scruffy (What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company
   in twain!?
   @description The enterprise solution to all your HelloWorldFactory needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @args locale locale
   @return HelloWorldFactory
*/
function HelloWorldFactory (
    locale
)
{
    var hello = new HelloFactory(
        locale
    );
    var world = new WorldFactory(
        locale
    );

    this.set(
        [hello, world]
    );
}


HelloWorldFactory.prototype = new SentenceFactory();

HelloWorldFactory.prototype.constructor = HelloWorldFactory;

/**
   @author Scruffy (My job. Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that
   one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.)
   @description The enterprise solution to all your static_void_main needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @return void void
*/
function static_void_main ()
{
    var helloWorld = new HelloWorldFactory( 'za' );

    document.write( helloWorld.produce() );
}

static_void_main();