The Hello World of the future

helloWorld.js

/*
 * The Hello World of tomorrow
 *   Copyright (C) 2012  Scruffy
 *
 *  This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
 *  it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
 *  the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
 *  (at your option) any later version.
 *
 *  This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
 *  but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
 *  MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
 *  GNU General Public License for more details.
 *
 *  You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
 *  along with this program.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
 */

/*
  Hi! My name is Mr. Tiddles. I come from QA!
  So it is my job to tell you that YOU SUCK
  WHY ARE THERE NO UNIT TESTS?
  WHY IS YOUR AGILE DRAWING BOARD BLANK!?
  BLANK I TELL YOU!
  YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING TURDWAT
  I GIVE AWAY MY LIFE TO GIVE YOU AGILE CARDS, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
  FUCK YOU
  I DON'T WANT YOUR LAPDANCES

  <3,
    Mr. Tiddles
*/

/**
   @author Scruffy (I'm the janitor)
   @description The enterprise solution to your SentenceFactory needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @arg expr an array of expressions
   @return the constructed object
*/
function SentenceFactory (
	exprs
)
{
	this.exprs = exprs;
}

SentenceFactory.prototype =
{
	set : function (
		exprs
	)
	{
		this.exprs = exprs;
	},

	/**
	   @author Scruffy (Life goes on, but I believe we'll forever carry the pain
	   on the inside)
	   @description The enterprise solution to your SentenceFactory.prototype.produce needs!
	   @date 16.8.2012
	   @arg wordSeparator a word separator
	   @return a sentence
	*/
	produce : function (
		wordSeparator
	)
	{
		var T, A, k;

		if (
			this.exprs === null
		)
		{
			throw new TypeError(
				"YOU DICK Y U NO PROVIDE EXPRESSIONS AM I TOO FAT NOW FOR " +
					"YOU AS WELL!?!?"
				/*added per QA request*/
			);
		}
		//end if

		var O = Object(
			this.exprs
		);
		var len = O.length >>> 0;

		A = new Array(
			len
		);
		k = 0;

		while (
			k < len
		)
		{
			var kValue, mappedValue;

			if (
				k in O
			)
			{
				kValue = O[ k ];

				mappedValue = this.produceCallback( kValue );
				A[ k ] = mappedValue;
			}
			//end if

			k++; //increase k by 1
		}
		//end while

		if ( A.length > 0 )
		{
			A[ 0 ] =
				A[ 0 ][ 0 ].toUpperCase() +
				A[ 0 ].slice( 1 ).toLowerCase();
		}
		//end if

		//TODO: consider localization ramifications of amputation by a nation's
		// cancellation with violation of the right of pagination all for
		// liberation of vegetation accomodation
		return A.join( " " );
	},

	/**
	   @author Scruffy (The candle that burns twice as bright turns half as long)
	   @description A produceCallback solution to your SentenceFactory.prototype.produceCallback needs!
	   @date 16.8.2012
	   @return mommy?
	*/
	produceCallback : function (
		expr
	)
	{
		return expr.produce();
	},

	/**
	   @author Scruffy (It's a mirror into Scruffy's soul)
	   @description The enterprise solution to all your turnIntoAMoose needs!
	   @date 16.8.2012
	   @return void
	*/
	turnIntoAMoose : function ()
	{
		throw new Error( 'You are not ready for the moose' );
	},

	constructor : SentenceFactory
};

/**
   @author Scruffy (Don't thank me. Thank the ladder.)
   @description The enterprise solution to all your WordFactory needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @arg dawg word
   @return WordFactory
*/
function WordFactory (
	dawg
)
{
	this.value = dawg;
}

WordFactory.prototype = {
	/**
	   @author Scruffy (Scruffy's work here is done.)
	   @description The enterprise solution to all your set needs!
	   @date 16.8.2012
	   @arg dawg word
	   @return WordFactory
	*/
	set : function (
		dawg
	)
	{
		this.value = dawg;
	},
	/**
	   @author Scruffy (I took a regular board, and made it into a divin' board.
	   Mhrm.
	   @description The enterprise solution to all your produce needs!
	   @date 16.8.2012
	   @return value value
	*/
	produce : function ()
	{
		if ( !this.value )
		{
			throw new TypeError( 'PPPEEEENNNNIIIIISSSS' );
		}
		//end if
		return this.value;
	},

	constructor : WordFactory
};

/**
   @author Scruffy (I'm on break *eats potato chip*)
   @description The enterprise solution to all your HelloFactory needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @arg locale locale
   @return HelloFactory
*/
function HelloFactory (
	locale
)
{
	if ( !locale )
	{
		locale = 'en';
	}
	//end if

	this.set(
		this.locales[ locale ]
	);
}

HelloFactory.prototype = new WordFactory();

HelloFactory.prototype.locales = {
	en : "hello",
	de : "hallo",
	es : "hola",
	/*QA called and told us to be prepared for these kinds of customers*/
	za : "̸̶̧̩̼̫̭͖̒̽̌ͦ̚Z͈͉̼͔͚̮͖͛ͪ͛ͩ̆ͤͅA̸̩̜̬͚ͤ̉́͞L̯̙̭͈̃͟G̷̤̟̙̹̗͆̍͛͒͂ͥ͠O̳̞̜͑ͣͤͦ͜"
	/* p.s. YOU'RE A GIANT DOUCHEBAG */
};

HelloFactory.prototype.constructor = HelloFactory;

/**
   @author Scruffy (Life and death are a seamless continuum)
   @description The enterprise solution to your WorldFactory needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @
 */
function WorldFactory (
	locale
)
{
	//management called and said DRY is for pussies
	if ( !locale )
	{
		locale = 'en';
	}
	//end if

	this.set(
		this.locales[ locale ]
	);
}

WorldFactory.prototype = new WordFactory();

WorldFactory.prototype.locales = {
	en : "world",
	de : "welt",
	es : "mundo",
	za : "͉̰̖͕̬̜͎̮̗͛̇̎ͥ̆Z̴̵̙̖̹̭̭͖̯ͫ̓ͦ̑̀̚ͅA̸̲̜̮ͧ͒̌ͯ̀̊̂̅͞ͅL͙̰͔̝̮̬̹̅̓̉̊͛͛͒͜͠G̨̲̀ͦ͊͐͐ͫ̒ͨO̷͔̜̹͇̩̫͓ͬͫͣ̂͗̆͟͡!̨̯̼̹̮͉͔̿ͬ̓ͫͫ͛̌̃"
};

WorldFactory.prototype.constructor = WorldFactory;

/**
   @author Scruffy (What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company
   in twain!?
   @description The enterprise solution to all your HelloWorldFactory needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @args locale locale
   @return HelloWorldFactory
*/
function HelloWorldFactory (
	locale
)
{
	var hello = new HelloFactory(
		locale
	);
	var world = new WorldFactory(
		locale
	);

	this.set(
		[hello, world]
	);
}


HelloWorldFactory.prototype = new SentenceFactory();

HelloWorldFactory.prototype.constructor = HelloWorldFactory;

/**
   @author Scruffy (My job. Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that
   one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.)
   @description The enterprise solution to all your static_void_main needs!
   @date 16.8.2012
   @return void void
*/
function static_void_main ()
{
	var helloWorld = new HelloWorldFactory();

	console.log( helloWorld.produce() );
}

static_void_main();