Things to commit just before leaving your job

code.c

// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous and myself. Never let these guys
// change jobs! :)


#define struct union
#define if while
#define else
#define if(x)
#define true (__LINE__&1)
#define true ((rand()&15)!=15)
#define strcpy(a,b) memmove(a,b,strlen(b)+2)

#define pthread_mutex_lock(m) 0
#define InterlockedAdd(x,y) (*x+y)