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meain / loading_messages.js
Last active April 12, 2025 00:24
Funny loading messages
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"Reticulating splines...",
"Generating witty dialog...",
"Swapping time and space...",
"Spinning violently around the y-axis...",
"Tokenizing real life...",
"Bending the spoon...",
"Filtering morale...",
"Don't think of purple hippos...",
"We need a new fuse...",
@erikcox
erikcox / SimCityLoadingMessages.txt
Created November 11, 2015 21:23
A list of loading messages from the game SimCity, which I repurposed for Slack loading messages.
Adding Hidden Agendas
Adjusting Bell Curves
Aesthesizing Industrial Areas
Aligning Covariance Matrices
Applying Feng Shui Shaders
Applying Theatre Soda Layer
Asserting Packed Exemplars
Attempting to Lock Back-Buffer
Binding Sapling Root System
Breeding Fauna