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好了 尝一口吧
Okay. Take a sip.
 
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你肯定猜不出饮料里混了什么
You will never guess what's in this one.
 
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脱脂奶 鳄梨汁 花生酱 一丁点青春痘痂
Skim milk, avocado, peanut butter, a hint of zit puss,
 
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芹菜汁和半个嚼烂的鸡块
celery juice and half a chewed-up chicken nugget.
 
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尽管我说过了 但我还是要赞叹一遍
I have said it before, and I will say it again.
 
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太惊人了
Amazing.
 
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小伙子们 小伙子们
Boys boys boys boys boys boys.

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准备好欢欣鼓舞吧
Set your phasers to excitement.
 
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好的
Okay.
 
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《太空狼人》的制片人刚刚来电话了
The producers of "space werewolves" just called.
 
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很显然主演的候选名单上还剩下三个人了
There are apparently only three actors still in the running for the lead,
 
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而我就是其中之一
and I'm one of them!
 
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哇
Whoo!
 
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《太空狼人》
"Space werewolves"
 
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是有史以来最伟大的科幻漫画小说了
is the greatest Sci-Fi graphic novel ever.
 
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这是半人半狼的特里斯坦·莱肯和他的
It is the epic tale of Tristan Lycanth, half-wolf, half-human,
 
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星球保卫战的史诗故事
and his battle to save his planet.
 
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就像是《星球大战》和《指环王》所生的孩子
It is like "star wars" and "lord of t rings" had a baby,
 
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又被《复仇者联盟》收养了一样
and then "the avengers" adopted it.
 
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特里斯坦是全宇宙最坏的家伙了
Tristan is the baddest dude in the galaxy.
 
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但是丽芙要出演 编剧就要把角色的性别从男改女
But if Liv gets the part, they're gonna change him to a her.
 
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这样全宇宙最坏的家伙
And then the baddest dude in the galaxy
 
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就成了
will be...
 
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我姐姐
My sister.
 
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伙计们 我最后一次试镜就在这周
Guys, my final audition is in a week.
 
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这个环节也许会让我成为一个电影明星
This is the part that could make me a movie star.
 
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难以置信
Unbelievable.
 
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我姐姐就要成为特里斯坦·莱肯了
My sister is gonna be Tristan Lycanth.
 
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和你竞争的那俩倒霉蛋是谁啊
Who are the two losers you're up against?
 
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莱恩·戈特林和范·迪塞尔
Ryan Gosling and Vin Diesel.
（莱恩·戈特林 《恋恋笔记本》主演
范·迪塞尔 《拯救大兵瑞恩》主演）
 
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噢
Ohh!