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好了 尝一口吧
Okay. Take a sip.
 
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你肯定猜不出饮料里混了什么
You will never guess what's in this one.
 
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脱脂奶 鳄梨汁 花生酱 一丁点青春痘痂
Skim milk, avocado, peanut butter, a hint of zit puss,
 
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芹菜汁和半个嚼烂的鸡块
celery juice and half a chewed-up chicken nugget.
 
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尽管我说过了 但我还是要赞叹一遍
I have said it before, and I will say it again.
 
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太惊人了
Amazing.
 
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小伙子们 小伙子们
Boys boys boys boys boys boys.

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准备好欢欣鼓舞吧
Set your phasers to excitement.
 
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好的
Okay.
 
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《太空狼人》的制片人刚刚来电话了
The producers of "space werewolves" just called.
 
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很显然主演的候选名单上还剩下三个人了
There are apparently only three actors still in the running for the lead,
 
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而我就是其中之一
and I'm one of them!
 
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哇
Whoo!
 
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《太空狼人》
"Space werewolves"
 
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是有史以来最伟大的科幻漫画小说了
is the greatest Sci-Fi graphic novel ever.
 
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这是半人半狼的特里斯坦·莱肯和他的
It is the epic tale of Tristan Lycanth, half-wolf, half-human,
 
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星球保卫战的史诗故事
and his battle to save his planet.
 
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就像是《星球大战》和《指环王》的结合
It is like "star wars" and "lord of t rings" had a baby,
 
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又受了《复仇者联盟》的熏陶一样
and then "the avengers" adopted it.
 
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特里斯坦是全宇宙最坏的家伙了
Tristan is the baddest dude in the galaxy.
 
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但是丽芙要出演 编剧就要把角色的性别从男改女
But if Liv gets the part, they're gonna change him to a her.
 
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这样全宇宙最坏的家伙
And then the baddest dude in the galaxy
 
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就成了
will be...
 
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我姐姐
My sister.
 
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伙计们 我最后一次试镜就在这周
Guys, my final audition is in a week.
 
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这个环节也许会让我成为一个电影明星
This is the part that could make me a movie star.
 
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难以置信
Unbelievable.
 
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我姐姐就要成为特里斯坦·莱肯了
My sister is gonna be Tristan Lycanth.
 
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和你竞争的那俩倒霉蛋是谁啊
Who are the two losers you're up against?
 
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莱恩·戈斯林和范·迪塞尔
Ryan Gosling and Vin Diesel.
（莱恩·戈斯林 《恋恋笔记本》主演
范·迪塞尔 《拯救大兵瑞恩》主演）
 
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噢
Ohh!

LAM0117C

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- 嘿  - 嘿  你不是一直说
- Hey. - Hey. You keep saying
 
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想做点亲密的事么
you want to do couple-y things
 
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现在我们都正式喜欢对方了
now that we're officially in like?
 
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呃  其实一直是你在这么说
Well, it's mostly been you that's been saying that,
 
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但是你说话的样子好可爱 继续吧
but you're really cute when you talk, so continue.
 
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那好  我报名参加舞蹈课了
Well, I signed us up for dance lessons.
 
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噢
Ooh.
 
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这挺浪漫的啊
That could be romantic.
 
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哪一种舞  萨尔萨 探戈 华尔兹
What kind? Salsa, tango, waltz?
 
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霹雳舞
Breakdancing!

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霹雳舞
Breakdancing?
 
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对
Yeah.
 
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呃  迪吉  这一点都不亲密
Um, Diggie, that's not couple-y.
 
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噢  小玛  你大错特错了
Oh, mads, you're so wrong.
 
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我做人浪的时候你刚好能接上
My wave could connect right to your wave.
 
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咋样
What!
 
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啊  做人浪啊
Ah, chain wave.
 
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我也来掺和掺和
Give me some of that.

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抱歉了  伙计们  我对霹雳舞很不感冒
Sorry, guys. Breaking's just not really my thing.
 
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真不敢相信我们是同一对父母生的
It's hard to believe we're even related.
 
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呃  嘿  我有个主意
Um, well... hey, here's an idea.
 
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你们俩看起来对霹雳舞这么感兴趣
You guys both seem really excited about this,
 
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为什么不一起上课呢
so why don't you take the lessons together?
 
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然后迪吉嘛 你和我还可以找找有什么我们俩都爱干的事
And then Diggie, you and I can figure out something that we both want to do.
 
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我们现在就是霹雳舞好兄弟了
We are breaking bros now.
 
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做人浪吧
Chain wave.

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好  好  做的真不错
Yeah yeah, that was nice.
 
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让你们看看我的动作吧
Now let me show you my wave.
 
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再见了
Buh-bye.

LAM0117D

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准备好了吗
Ready?
 
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黑面包  桔子酱  花菜浓浆  上等的大腊肠
Rye bread, marmalade, pureed cauliflower, the good bologna
 
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还有一丁点脚趾甲
and just a hint of toenail.
 
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左脚大拇指上的
Left foot, big toe.
（这写剧本的太恶心了）
 
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完全正确
Nailed it.
 
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小伙子们  你们也知道我对《太空狼人》
Okay. So boys, you got me a little bit nervous
 
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的试镜环节有一点紧张
about my "space werewolves" audition,
 
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所以我决定通过这个来体验狼人生活
so I decided to get my wolf on with this:
 
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艾米·“獠牙”·沃尔夫特撰写的《狼人之道》
"The way of the wolf" by emmy "fangs" wolfert.
（艾米·沃尔夫特是本剧主演两个替身的姓名混合体） 

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“獠牙”是一个青少年的狼人女孩
"Fangs" is a teenage wolf girl.
 
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当她很小的时候  她在一次露营中走散了
When she was little, she wandered off on a camping trip
 
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之后十年就都在丛林中度过  被一群狼养大了
and spent the next 10 years of her life in the wild being raised by wolves.

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我还在想玛蒂是不是就这么变成现在这样了
I wonder if that's how Maddie became Maddie.

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她喜欢狼  不敢相信
She likes wolves. Big whoop.
 
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我听说范·迪塞尔梦寐以求那个角色  甚至做手术种植了狼的獠牙
I heard diesel wants the part so bad, he had wolf fangs surgically implanted.
 
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什么
What?
 
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而过去整整两个月  戈斯林都在吃公路上被撞死的动物为生
And for the past two months, Gosling's been eating nothing but roadkill.

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他们肯定会击败我的
They're gonna crush me.
 
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我需要你们的帮助
Okay, I need your help.
 
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我怎么摸透特里斯坦啊  他最喜欢什么
How do I figure out Tristan? What's his thing?
 
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真没脑子  当然是他的嚎叫啊
No brainer. It's his howl.
 
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好的  我来试试
Okay, yeah. I got this.

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听起来五成像狼  五成像丽芙
It's like 50% wolf, 50% Liv.
 
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你们觉得怎么样啊
What do you guys think?
 
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- 选迪塞尔吧  - 选戈斯林
- Diesel. - Gosling.