cooltext.py

cooltext.py

import random

shittalk = list("Wot the fok did ye just say 2 us m8? we dropped out of newcastle primary skool were the sickest blokes ull ever meet & weve nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. we trained in street fitin' & were the strongest fokers in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to us but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. we'll waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, we swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at us whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. we callin our homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. our crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with our fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that we'll borrow our m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? wela shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.")

choices = ['[/b]','[/i]','[/strike]','[/u]']


result = []
for char in shittalk:
	choice = random.choice(choices)
	if char != " ":
		result.append(choice.replace('/','')+char+choice)
		continue
	result.append(char)

print ''.join(result)