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> ascended, having saved the future
> ascended master thief
> burned by a balrog's explosion
> burned by a fireball
> burned by its exploding projectile
> caught eirself in eir own blast
> caught eirself in eir own burning oil
> caught eirself in eir own fireball
> crunched in the head by an iron ball
> defied the gods and escaped (with the Amulet)
> died of strangulation
> disintegrated by absorbing too much energy and exploding
> dissolved in molten lava
> drained of life by a barrow wight
> drained of life by a vampire
> drained of life by a wraith
> drowned in a moat
> drowned in a moat by a couatl
> drowned in a moat by a giant eel
> drowned in a moat by a kraken
> drowned in a moat by an electric eel
> drowned in a moat by a squirtle
> drowned in a pool of water
> drowned in a pool of water by a giant eel
> drowned in a pool of water by an electric eel
> drowned in water by an electric eel
> killed by a acid blob
> killed by a acidic glob
> killed by a acidpool
> killed by a alchemic blast
> killed by a Aleax
> killed by a ancient gray dragon
> killed by a ancient green dragon
> killed by a Angel
> killed by a anti-magic implosion
> killed by a Archon
> killed by a baby cave lizard
> killed by a baby crocodile
> killed by a baby green dragon
> killed by a baby metroid
> killed by a baby yellow dragon
> killed by a ball of cold
> killed by a balrog
> killed by a baluchitherium
> killed by a barrow wight
> killed by a battle-bat
> killed by a bec de corbin
> killed by a black naga's acid venom
> killed by a blast
> killed by a blast of acid
> killed by a blast of fire
> killed by a blast of frost
> killed by a blast of lightning
> killed by a blast of missiles
> killed by a blood pudding
> killed by a blue dragon
> killed by a blue jelly
> killed by a bone devil
> killed by a boomerang
> killed by a bullet
> killed by a burning book
> killed by a burning potion of oil
> killed by a burning scroll
> killed by a captain
> killed by a carnivorous ape
> killed by a cave lizard
> killed by a centipede
> killed by a chameleon imitating a minotaur
> killed by a chiropteran
> killed by a clay golem
> killed by a couatl
> killed by a cowardly attack on eir breasts
> killed by a crocodile
> killed by a crow
> killed by a dart
> killed by a deep one
> killed by a died
> killed by a discharging wands
> killed by a disenchanter
> killed by a dreadblossom swarm
> killed by a drow mummy
> killed by a drow zombie
> killed by a duton
> killed by a dwarf king
> killed by a dwarvish spear
> killed by a dwarvish wererat
> killed by a earth elemental
> killed by a electric eel
> killed by a elf-lord
> killed by a elven dagger
> killed by a Elvenking
> killed by a elven wererat
> killed by a energy vortex
> killed by a ettin mummy
> killed by a exploding rune
> killed by a explosion
> killed by a fall onto poison spikes
> killed by a fatal breath attack
> killed by a fire giant
> killed by a flaming sphere
> killed by a force bolt
> killed by a forest centaur
> killed by a freezing sphere
> killed by a fumarole spores
> killed by a garo
> killed by a gelatinous cube
> killed by a ghoul
> killed by a giant eel
> killed by a giant mummy
> killed by a giant turtle
> killed by a gnome's arrow
> killed by a gnomish lord
> killed by a gnomish soldier
> killed by a gnomish soldier's spear
> killed by a gnomish werejackal
> killed by a gnomish wererat
> killed by a gnomish werewolf
> killed by a gnomish wizard
> killed by a gnomish wizard's force bolt
> killed by a gnomish zombie
> killed by a goblin's crossbow bolt
> killed by a golden naga
> killed by a gold golem
> killed by a green dragon
> killed by a Green-elf
> killed by a green mold
> killed by a gremlin
> killed by a Grey-elf
> killed by a grimlock
> killed by a guardian naga hatchling
> killed by a half-dragon mummy
> killed by a heap of shit
> killed by a hedrow warrior
> killed by a hezrou
> killed by a hill giant
> killed by a hobgoblin's wand
> killed by a horse
> killed by a ice vortex
> killed by a icy touch
> killed by a imperious order
> killed by a incubus
> killed by a inka amulet
> killed by a iron ball collision
> killed by a iron piercer
> killed by a jabberwock
> killed by a jellyfish
> killed by a Keystone Kop
> killed by a kick in the nuts
> killed by a ki-rin
> killed by a kobold mummy
> killed by a kobold shaman
> killed by a kobold shaman's force bolt
> killed by a kobold soldier
> killed by a kobold werewolf
> killed by a Kop Kaptain
> killed by a Kop Lieutenant
> killed by a Kop Sergeant
> killed by a lance
> killed by a large dog
> killed by a leather golem
> killed by a lemure
> killed by a living lectern
> killed by a lizard
> killed by a long worm
> killed by a lucern hammer
> killed by a magical blast
> killed by a magical explosion
> killed by a maid
> killed by a malkuth sephirah
> killed by a massive explosion
> killed by a mastodon
> killed by a mildly contaminated potion
> killed by a mirkwood elder
> killed by a mirkwood spider
> killed by a monster)
> killed by a monster Go Team Ant!
> killed by a monster of a deity
> killed by a monster (undead occult master
> killed by a monster (volt growth
> killed by a monster (wild talent
> killed by a Mordor orc
> killed by a mountain centaur
> killed by a Nazgul
> killed by a nightgaunt
> killed by a nightmare
> killed by a ogre's magic missile
> killed by a Olog-hai
> killed by a orange dragon
> killed by a orcish dagger
> killed by a orcish spear
> killed by a orc mummy
> killed by a orc zombie
> killed by a owlbear
> killed by a parrot
> killed by a partisan
> killed by a pendulum
> killed by a piranha
> killed by a pit fiend
> killed by a poisonous cloak
> killed by a potion of acid
> killed by a priest(ess)
> killed by a psychic blast
> killed by a puppy
> killed by a purple worm
> killed by a pyrolisk
> killed by a quaton
> killed by a queen bee
> killed by a quinon
> killed by a raven
> killed by a red dragon
> killed by a red naga
> killed by a renegade priest(ess) of a deity
> killed by a rock troll
> killed by a rope golem
> killed by a ruzh'ye obolochki
> killed by a scorpion
> killed by a sergeant
> killed by a shade
> killed by a shark
> killed by a sharp-edged sword
> killed by a shattered potion
> killed by a shimmering dragon
> killed by a shocking sphere
> killed by a shopkeeper's wand
> killed by a shuriken
> killed by a skeleton
> killed by a small aklys
> killed by a small cave lizard
> killed by a small orcish dagger
> killed by a snow ant
> killed by a solar beam
> killed by a soldier
> killed by a spear
> killed by a stalker
> killed by a stone giant
> killed by a stone golem
> killed by a stream of acid
> killed by a sunflower
> killed by a swamp fern spore's explosion
> killed by a tail spikes
> killed by a thrown potion
> killed by a tiger
> killed by a tinker gnome
> killed by a titan
> killed by a titanothere
> killed by a tower of flame
> killed by a triton
> killed by a umber hulk
> killed by a unrefrigerated sip of juice
> killed by a unwound spring
> killed by a Uruk-hai
> killed by a vampire lord
> killed by a violet fungus
> killed by a vorpal jabberwock
> killed by a wand of disintegration
> killed by a warg
> killed by a warhorse
> killed by a wax golem
> killed by a werejackal
> killed by a weresoldierant
> killed by a white dragon
> killed by a winged kobold
> killed by a winter wolf
> killed by a winter wolf cub
> killed by a wizard
> killed by a woodchuck
> killed by a wood golem
> killed by a Woodland-elf
> killed by a Woodland-elf's elven gold arrow
> killed by a wraith
> killed by a wumpus
> killed by a xan
> killed by a xorn
> killed by a yellow dragon
> killed by a yesod sephirah
> killed by a young gray dragon
> killed by a young green dragon
> killed by a young orange dragon
> killed by a young red dragon
> killed by a young white dragon
> killed by being doused in acid
> killed by boiling water
> killed by breaking their legs
> killed by Cerberus
> killed by Chromatic Dragon
> killed by contaminated water
> killed by Death
> killed by Demogorgon
> killed by drinking cyanide
> killed by drinking poisonous urine
> killed by Durin's Bane
> killed by eir own block-heeled combat boot
> killed by eir own bolt of cold
> killed by eir own bolt of fire
> killed by eir own bolt of lightning
> killed by eir own electric sword
> killed by eir own inka boot
> killed by eir own magic missile
> killed by eir own mallet
> killed by eir own steel whip
> killed by eir own wedged little-girl sandal
> killed by eir own yatagan
> killed by genocidal confusion
> killed by genocidal existence failure
> killed by ghost of Nick Danger
> killed by Great Cthulhu
> killed by Ilona Szilagy
> killed by Izchak, the shopkeeper
> killed by King Arthur
> killed by Lamashtu
> killed by levitating down a narrow set of stairs
> killed by life drainage
> killed by lightning
> killed by Medusa
> killed by Mr. Ardjawinangun; the shopkeeper
> killed by Mr. Ymla; the shopkeeper
> killed by Ms. Akureyri; the shopkeeper
> killed by Ms. Kilgarvan; the shopkeeper
> killed by Ms. Tirebolu; the shopkeeper
> killed by Nalzok
> killed by One-eyed Sam
> killed by petrification
> killed by primal darkness
> killed by return to the state before being born
> killed by selfdestructing
> killed by self-genocide
> killed by shattered potions
> killed by sitting on lava
> killed by the elder priest(ess) of a deity
> killed by the high priest(ess) of a deity
> killed by the Minion of Huhetotl
> killed by touching an artifact
> killed by touching Excalibur
> killed by touching The Longbow of Diana
> killed by touching Valerian
> killed by vicarious suffering
> killed by Vlad the Impaler
> killed by Wizard of Yendor
> killed by Yeenoghu
> killed in a riding accident
> petrified by a bashing a petrifying monster
> petrified by a captain
> petrified by a coming into contact with a petrifying object
> petrified by a Kop Reinforcer
> petrified by an asphynx
> petrified by a petrification trap
> petrified by a reading a petrification scroll
> petrified by a rock troll
> petrified by a shambling horror
> petrified by attacking a cockatrice directly
> petrified by catching the eye of Medusa
> petrified by losing gloves while wielding a cockatrice corpse
> petrified by Medusa
> petrified by punching a cockatrice barehanded
> petrified by touching a cockatrice corpse bare-handed
> poisoned by a bad case of botulism
> poisoned by a bad potion
> poisoned by a floating nose
> poisoned by a gray mushroom
> poisoned by a little dart
> poisoned by a locust
> poisoned by an orcish arrow
> poisoned by a noxious patch
> poisoned by a noxious warp fungus
> poisoned by a quasit
> poisoned by a rabid rat
> poisoned by a radium potion
> poisoned by a rotten lump of royal jelly
> poisoned by a shambling horror
> poisoned by a swamp fern spore
> poisoned by a vampire bat
> poisoned by Demogorgon
> poisoned by Juiblex
> poisoned by Medusa
> shocked by an electric eel
> shot eirself with a death ray
> slipped while mounting a monster (a saddled speedhorse
> slipped while mounting a saddled giant spider
> slipped while mounting a saddled horse
> squished under a boulder
> summoned slime
> turned into green slime
> turned to slime by a green slime
> wiped out by a monster's scroll of genocide
> wiped out by a scroll of genocide
> wiped out by genocidal confusion
> zombified
> zombified by a gnomish zombie
> zombified by an elven zombie
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