So we have Aadish, everybody knows Aadish, and people come up to me, big strong people, tears in their eyes, and they say "Sir, is it true, is Aadish really a radish?" And I say folks, I've seen the birth certificates — plural, there's more than one, which tells you something right there, remember what we found out about Barack Hussein Obama, and by the way Obama spent $35 million on the Reflecting Pool and it still turned green, I did it for a tiny fraction of that, 14, maybe 16, the numbers people give me, but mine was American flag blue, the most beautiful blue, until the vandals — we'll get to the vandals. But Aadish. Born in 2010, it says it right on the certificate, 2010, in a garden, a very big garden, and under "species" — and I'd never seen this on a birth certificate before, and I know certificates, I know them better than anybody — it says RADISH. In capital letters. Big, old, and frankly a very very large radish, some say the largest, I don't say it, they say it.
And you know what happened when I