azend's theory on medical naming schemes

gistfile1.js

/**
 * azend's theory on medical naming schemes
 */

function nameMedicalCondition ( mainSymptom, severity ) {
	var name = mainSymptom;

	if ( is_int(severity) && severity > 5 + ( Math.floor( Math.rand() * 4 ) - 2 ) ) {
		name += 'icul';
	}

	name += 'itis';

	return name;
}