cake.rs

fn main() {
    println!("🎉 Baking a birthday cake for your friend! 🎂");

    // Ingredients for the chaos cake
    let flour = 2.5; // cups, because precision is overrated
    let sugar = 1.0; // cups, sweet like your friendship
    let eggs = 3; // because 2 is too few and 4 is an omelette
    let butter = 0.5; // cups, for that *rich* flavor
    let chaos_level = 9001; // it's over 9000!

    // Step 1: Mix ingredients with enthusiasm
    println!("🥄 Throwing {} cups of flour into the bowl... *poof* cloud!", flour);
    println!("🍬 Dumping {} cups of sugar. Hope your friend likes cavities!", sugar);
    println!("🥚 Cracking {} eggs. Oops, shell bits add crunch!", eggs);
    println!("🧈 Slapping in {} cups of butter. Cholesterol who?", butter);
    println!("😈 Adding chaos level: {}. This cake's gonna be LEGENDARY!", chaos_level);

    // Step 2: "Bake" the cake
    let baking_result = bake_cake(flour, sugar, eggs, butter, chaos_level);

    // Step 3: Present the masterpiece
    match baking_result {
        Ok(cake) => println!("🎂 TADA! Baked a {} cake! Happy birthday, pal!", cake),
        Err(oops) => println!("💥 Disaster! {}. Guess we're ordering pizza!", oops),
    }
}

fn bake_cake(flour: f32, sugar: f32, eggs: i32, butter: f32, chaos: i32) -> Result<String, String> {
    // Quality control... or not
    if flour <= 0.0 || sugar <= 0.0 || eggs <= 0 || butter <= 0.0 {
        return Err("Missing ingredients! Did you forget to rob the pantry?".to_string());
    }

    if chaos > 9000 {
        println!("🔥 Oven's screaming! Too much chaos, it's alive!");
        return Err("Cake turned into a sentient monster! RUN!".to_string());
    }

    // Baking logic (totally legit)
    println!("🕒 Baking at 350°F for... uh, until it smells burnt!");
    let cake_type = if chaos > 5000 {
        "Cosmic Chaos Chocolate".to_string()
    } else {
        "Vanilla Friendship Delight".to_string()
    };

    Ok(cake_type)
}