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title: Wizard • pointy-hatted • pipe smoker | |
author: Gandalf the Grey | |
alsoknown: Olórin, Gandalf | |
nationality: Maia, bearer of Narya | |
age: Born before Arda was created | |
currentdate: fourth age | |
address: Valinor, Arda | |
mobile: flying moths | |
email: [email protected] | |
skype: gandalf | |
website: "[lotr.wikia.com/wiki/gandalf](lotr.wikia.com/wiki/gandalf)" | |
resume: "[lotr.wikia.com/wiki/gandalf](lotr.wikia.com/wiki/gandalf)" | |
numpages: 2 | |
colour: 606060 | |
highlight: 8a1313 | |
separator: staff.png | |
titlefont: Hobbiton Brushhand | |
mainfont: Minion 3 | |
sansfont: Gill Sans Nova | |
monofont: Iosevka SS09 Light | |
itemsep: 12pt | |
editor: source | |
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::: statement | |
*Sent by the Valar to combat the threat of Sauron upon Middle-Earth. Out of activity since the Third Age. A true wizard when it comes to fireworks, dragons and Balrogs, I also enjoy a good smoke. When things get too hot even for me, I know to delegate.* | |
::: | |
## Work experience | |
Fourth Age | |
~ [Retired wizard]{.highlight} [Manwë's team, Valinor]{.institution} | |
~ Smoking and reminiscing about the great battles of the past | |
~ Hanging out with Bilbo and Frodo, Lady Galadriel, Elrond, and many elves | |
Third Age | |
~ [grey, then white wizard]{.highlight} [policy adviser & guide, middle earth]{.institution} | |
~ Sent by the Valar to help Men and Elves in the fight against Sauron | |
~ Advised the rulers of Middle-Earth, often against their bad judgment | |
~ Collaborated with Elrond, Lady Galadriel, and Aragorn | |
~ Argued with a Balrog that they *shall not pass* | |
~ Sent back with a white cape to finish the job | |
~ Sent a Hobbit to steal a stone from a dragon and stir up 5 armies | |
~ Sent a Hobbit to melt a ring in a volcano | |
~ Awarded the title of Fellows of the Ring to 9 elves, hobbits, men and dwarves | |
~ Flew at the back of eagles | |
1st & 2nd Age | |
~ [maia, istari]{.highlight} [manwë's assistant, valinor]{.institution} | |
~ Participated in the shaping of Middle-Earth | |
~ Helped building lamps, growing trees, teaching elves | |
~ Fighter against Morgoth and a giant spider | |
Before Ëa | |
~ [spiritual, music enthusiast]{.highlight} [ilúvatar & co., out of this world]{.institution} | |
~ Participated in the music that shaped the universe (Ainur orchestra • duration: aeons) | |
~ Co-created all the riches in the world | |
~ Countered dissonant views with more harmonious music | |
~ Admired what might come to be | |
## Core competencies | |
Magic | |
~ [expert in spells, fire and staff handling]{.highlight} | |
~ Organised fireworks for Bilbo's anniversary in the Shire | |
~ Fought a Balrog in the Moria | |
~ Broke Saruman's staff from a distance | |
~ Saved the day riding a white horse downhill | |
Comm' | |
~ [broad experience with all languages of middle-earth]{.highlight} | |
~ Wise advice to all rulers --- men and women, dwarves, elves, hobbits, bear | |
~ Liaised with the ents to defeat Saruman's evil plans | |
~ Deciphered a pass phrase to enter Moria (with help from Frodo) | |
~ Interpreted invisible writings on a ring | |
## Acquired skills | |
Fighting | |
~ [champion of good vs evil]{.highlight} | |
~ Sword-fighting with Glamdring | |
~ Staff-wielding --- breaking stone bridges before my feet, deterring a rogue wizard, bringing light to dark places | |
~ Occasional stabbing of orcs and goblins, burning of werewolves | |
Rhetoric | |
~ [powerful orator]{.highlight} | |
~ Grew taller, darker, scarier when talking down a Hobbit inside his hole | |
~ Sneaked a weapon in Théoden's reception room pass the guards | |
~ Convinced Théoden to wake up from his torpor | |
~ Shut up a magical ball of fire / giant burning eye talking to people from a distance inside a dark ball | |
~ Snapped boss from ivory tower | |
~ Conversed with moths to call for eagles | |
~ Convinced Beorn to bear the company of dwarves for one night | |
Leadership | |
~ [trusted and wise team builder]{.highlight} | |
~ Talked everyone, including hobbits, into highly-dangerous adventures | |
~ Summoned dwarves, men, hobbits and elves to meetings | |
~ Led teams through forests, grasslands, avalanche-ridden mountain tops | |
~ Organised the replacement of a bitter steward by the rightful king | |
~ Sent a hobbit up a tower to lit a long-distance call for help | |
~ Had a "nose" to choose the right path through the tunnels of Moria | |
~ Advised Frodo not to judge Smeagol hastily, indirectly saving the world later on | |
## Conferences | |
3021 | |
~ With Elrond, Galadriel, Frodo and Bilbo • *Grey Havens* [parting thoughts ]{.institution} | |
3019 | |
~ With Aragorn & armies • *Black Gate* [teethy negotiation]{.institution} | |
~ Encounter with a balrog • *Moria* [deep argument]{.institution} | |
~ Assembly of a Fellowship (dwarves, elves, humans) • *Rivendell* [convenor]{.institution} | |
~ Venom-and-stick moves • *Rohan* [persuader]{.institution} | |
3017 | |
~ Counsel-seeking from Saruman • *Orthanc tower* [wizardry]{.institution} | |
2949 | |
~ Visit of Bilbo with Balin • *Shire* [talk & smoke]{.institution} | |
## Hobbies | |
[map]{.smallimg} | |
~ I am passionately curious about the Middle-Earth cultures and life-forms, and keen to connect with all. I enjoy travelling, conversing in foreign languages, catching up with old friends unannounced, plotting surprise parties and adventures. | |
[smoking]{.smallimg} | |
~ I am an avid pipe smoker, a hobby I took up years ago with my hobbit friends in the Shire. Thanks to my wizardry, I am able to shape the smoke into any form conceivable, sailing boats for example. My favourite leaf is the Southern Star, grown around Bree. | |
[△]{.decoration} |
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