Tweet about Apple devices that are coming your way.

app.js

var shipit = require('shipit');
var Twit = require ('twit');

var thingToTrack = 'YOUR TRACKING NUMBER HERE';
var ups = new shipit.UpsClient({
  licenseNumber: 'LICENSE',
  userId: 'USERNAME',
  password: 'PASSWORD'
});

var t = new Twit(TWIT_CONFIG_OBJECT);
var last;

function check(){
  ups.requestData({trackingNumber: thingToTrack}, function(err, result){
      console.log("checked " + Date());
      loc = result.activities[0].location;
      update(err, loc);

  });
}

function update(err, loc){
  try {
    if (err){
      throw err;
    } else {
      if (last == 'I\'m in the US' ) {
        stat = pickApplePlatitude();
      } else {
        stat = "I'm in " + the(loc) + loc;
        updateLocation(loc);
      }
      t.post('statuses/update', { status: stat }, function(err, data, response) {
        console.log(data);
        last = data.status.text;
      });
    }
  } catch(e) {
    console.error(e.stack);
  }
}

function the(loc) {
  if (loc.length < 3){
    return "the ";
  }
  return '';
}

function getRandomInt(min, max) {
  return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
}
function pickApplePlatitude(){
  var words = "Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.".split(' ');
  var start = getRandomInt(0,words.length);
  var end = start + 6;

  return words.slice(start,end).reduce(function(prev, current, item, arr){
    return prev + ' ' + current;
  });
}
function updateLocation(location){
  t.post('account/update_profile', {location: location}, function(err, data, response) {
    console.log(data);
    last = data.status.text;
  });
}

check();
setInterval(check, 3600000);

package.json

{
  "name": "shippingbot",
  "version": "0.0.1",
  "description": "a twitter bot for shipping purposes",
  "main": "app.js",
  "dependencies": {
    "shipit": "^0.1.16",
    "twit": "^1.1.20"
  },
  "devDependencies": {},
  "scripts": {
    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1",
    "start": "node app.js"
  },
  "author": "",
  "license": "ISC"
}