crookedstorm

#  If you intend to use kubernetes, you need a better kernel than the stupid ubuntu kvm one. Use this:

wget https://cloud-images.ubuntu.com/jammy/current/jammy-server-cloudimg-amd64.img

# image prep
wget https://cloud-images.ubuntu.com/minimal/releases/jammy/release/ubuntu-22.04-minimal-cloudimg-amd64.img
virt-customize -a ubuntu-22.04-minimal-cloudimg-amd64.img --install qemu-guest-agent
virt-customize -a ubuntu-22.04-minimal-cloudimg-amd64.img --run-command "truncate -s 0 /etc/machine-id"
qemu-img resize ubuntu-22.04-minimal-cloudimg-amd64.img 32G

crookedstorm

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am crookedstorm on github.
• I am brookestorm (https://keybase.io/brookestorm) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASCacxi0cO7EYoWgMNc4yKtxEptQ19T0DX3i-KTD-7B-BAo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

crookedstorm

-- show running queries (pre 9.2)
SELECT procpid, age(query_start, clock_timestamp()), usename, current_query 
FROM pg_stat_activity 
WHERE current_query != '<IDLE>' AND current_query NOT ILIKE '%pg_stat_activity%' 
ORDER BY query_start desc;

-- show running queries (9.2)
SELECT pid, age(query_start, clock_timestamp()), usename, query 
FROM pg_stat_activity 
WHERE query != '<IDLE>' AND query NOT ILIKE '%pg_stat_activity%' 

crookedstorm

# A quick log parse
if File.readable?("test-sample.log")
	logfile = File.open("test-sample.log", "r")
else 
	abort "File not found!"
end
logfile.each do |line|
	if /^.*id=([\w\-@.]+).*T=(".*")/ =~ line
		puts "ID: #{$1}\t\tSUBJECT: #{$2}"
	end

crookedstorm

Add-PSSnapin VMware.VimAutomation.Core
 
 #A list of vCenter servers, one per line
$vcenterservers = Get-Content "vCenter_Servers.txt"
foreach ($vcenterserver in $vcenterservers)
{
	Connect-VIServer -Server $vcenterserver -WarningAction SilentlyContinue | Out-Null

	$output = foreach ($alarm in (Get-AlarmDefinition | Sort Name | Get-AlarmAction))
	{