ちきゅう大爆発／P丸様。- EN translation

ちきゅう大爆発-en.txt

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fpky0u3vVc (My original comment disappeared, new comment held for review, probably never to be published since they don't care)
Translation as YouTube subtitles: https://youtu.be/B8Bm4N_19gY
LN (older revision & modified by others): https://www.lyrical-nonsense.com/global/lyrics/pmaru-sama/chikyuu-daibakuhatsu/
LT: https://lyricstranslate.com/en/tikiyuuda-bao-fa-planet-big-bang.html

Giddy-up supper sloppily, bye bye, boiling point of 10℃
You can talk about PDCA, but it’s unsophisticated when going to the Savannah
It feels like the world is carelessly falling ill, applying downfall lightly is a no-no ♡
But before that, the “I love you” to my crush…

I won’t say it. uh ah
I won’t say it. You thought I would?
I won’t say it. uh ah
I won’t say it. I don’t wanna be charmed!

That baby’s cute, yeah, whatever.. in a few decades it will commit crimes
When merely looking at the smartphone, there’s no darling in sight
Lessons learned by the zombie satisfied by winning arguments? A big turnoff
But before that, my “I need you” towards love…

is it creepy?

You have a spirit like an elementary school student. How tall are you? (Wa~i)
The trend is absolute monarchy. A lifelong rebellious phase? (Waiwa~i)
Mentally troubled sulkers / Iekei ramen / What’s the rifle’s caliber?
Zukyun, Bakyun, Dokyun, Bakyun, Dokka~n
The earth was spherical, but its shape has changed (Wa~i)
The pizza was round, but it completely diminished once eating it (Waiwa~i)
Mentally troubled sulkers / Iekei ramen / What’s the rifle’s caliber?
Zukyun, Bakyun, Dokyun, Bakyun
Earth Big Bang, Dokka~n

uh ah, Dokka~n, You thought we’d die?
Dokka~n, uh ah
Dokka~n, I wanna eat osechi

Baton of exhaustion, sub-zero mistake
Making a fuss being told to slip a little, float leisurely, fly in the sky
Rolling your eyes in the stratosphere, you can’t just get to the state of enlightenment
Can’t do this, can’t do that, in the midst of looking it up…

I’ve exceeded my data limit

Your parents’ home in Saitama, what’s its address? (Wa~i)
A secret passage passing by the 2000’s (Waiwa~i)
Mentally troubled sulkers / Iekei ramen / What’s the rifle’s caliber?
Zukyun, Bakyun, Dokyun, Bakyun, Dokka~n
The universe is huge, however I am tiny (Wa~i)
Atoms are tiny, however I appeared huge (Waiwa~i)
Mentally troubled sulkers / Iekei ramen / What’s the rifle’s caliber?
Zukyun, Bakyun, Dokyun, Bakyun
Earth Big Bang, Dokka~n

Lightly feeling like reason is blasting into the sky
Carelessly feeling like committing injustice
Stop it (Stop it) Don’t construct anything by rock-paper-scissors
Truth is, I like you. I wonder if you’ve already realized?

You have a spirit like an elementary school student. How tall are you? (Wa~i)
The trend is absolute monarchy. A lifelong rebellious phase? (Waiwa~i)
Mentally troubled sulkers / Iekei ramen / What’s the rifle’s caliber?
Zukyun, Bakyun, Dokyun, Bakyun, Dokka~n
The earth was spherical, but its shape has changed (Wa~i)
The pizza was round, but it completely diminished once eating it (Waiwa~i)
Mentally troubled sulkers / Iekei ramen / What’s the rifle’s caliber?
Zukyun, Bakyun, Dokyun, Bakyun
Earth Big Bang, Dokka~n

uh ah, Dokka~n, You thought we’d die?
Dokka~n, uh ah
Dokka~n, I wanna eat osechi, Dokka~n
uh ah, Dokka~n, You thought we’d die?
Dokka~n, uh ah
Dokka~n, wanna live one trillion years.. not a chance 🤷