New health check script

new_relic_new_health_script.js

var assert = require('assert');

var options = {
  'auth': {
    'user': 'USER',
    'pass': 'PASS',
    'sendImmediately': false
  }
};

console.log('Node ', process.version)

$http.get('URL', options, function (err, response, bodyStr) {
    console.log('Response:', bodyStr);
    
    assert.equal(response.statusCode, 200, 'Expected a 200 OK response');

    var body = JSON.parse(bodyStr)

    Object.keys(body).forEach(function(k) {
      const v = body[k]
      assert(v.toLowerCase().indexOf('up') !== -1, (k + ' is not up'))
    })
  }
);