Written by the speakers and attendees of AIE Code Summit 2026
In 2001, 17 software engineers and leaders got together at a ski lodge in Snowbird, Utah to understand the biggest challenge of their time: heavyweight, documentation-driven software development processes.
Out of this we got the Agile Manifesto, four values and twelve principles that changed how most of the industry builds software.
Today we convene to build our own manifesto - the No AI Slop manifesto.
| export class AwaitLocker { | |
| private static lockerCallbacks: {[key: string]: {callback?: () => void}[]} = {}; | |
| static async startLock(key: string) { | |
| if (!AwaitLocker.lockerCallbacks[key]) { | |
| AwaitLocker.lockerCallbacks[key] = []; | |
| } | |
| if (AwaitLocker.lockerCallbacks[key].length > 0) { | |
| let callback: () => void; | |
| const promise = new Promise<void>((res) => { |
A compile-time 4-Bit Virtual Machine implemented in TypeScript's type system. Capable of running a sample 'FizzBuzz' program.
Syntax emits zero JavaScript.
type RESULT = VM<
[
["push", N_1], // 1
["push", False], // 2
["peek", _], // 3
| exports.handler = (event, context, callback) => { | |
| const response = { | |
| statusCode: 301, | |
| headers: { | |
| Location: 'https://google.com', | |
| } | |
| }; | |
| return callback(null, response); | |
| } |
| /** | |
| * Rotates coordinate system for velocities | |
| * | |
| * Takes velocities and alters them as if the coordinate system they're on was rotated | |
| * | |
| * @param Object | velocity | The velocity of an individual particle | |
| * @param Float | angle | The angle of collision between two objects in radians | |
| * @return Object | The altered x and y velocities after the coordinate system has been rotated | |
| */ |
| --- | |
| AWSTemplateFormatVersion: "2010-09-09" | |
| Description: Creates a stack containing an IAM role used to grant | |
| Datadog monitoring access to AWS infrastructures. See | |
| http://docs.datadoghq.com/integrations/aws/#installation for | |
| details. | |
| Parameters: | |
| DatadogAwsAccountId: |
| namespace ILExaminer | |
| { | |
| using System; | |
| static class Program | |
| { | |
| internal static Func<T> AsFunc<T>(this T value) | |
| where T : class | |
| { | |
| return new Func<T>(value.Return); |
std::set phoenix;
phoenix.key_comp();
| /** | |
| * Given "0-360" returns the nearest cardinal direction "N/NE/E/SE/S/SW/W/NW" | |
| */ | |
| export function getCardinal(angle) { | |
| /** | |
| * Customize by changing the number of directions you have | |
| * We have 8 | |
| */ | |
| const degreePerDirection = 360 / 8; |