A Javascript snippet representing a session, but not the web one... =)

Session.js

(function(global) {

	var myself = global.people.findById(global.github.me.dna()); // lol
	myself.roll = myself.roll || function(weed, paper) {
	    weed = this.getGrinder().grind(weed);
	    return _.extend(weed, paper);
	};
	var session = new Session({
		location : Location.SAME_OLD_SPOT,
		people : _.union([myself], myself.getFriends().filter(Person.POT_HEAD))
	});
	try {
		session.start();
		var weed = myself.getStash().get(Weed.SATIVA);
		var paper = null; // ooops, out of paper (typical)
		if (session.hasPaper()) {
			paper = session.getPapers().first();
		} else {
			var buyer = session.getPeople().find(Person.YOUNGEST);
			paper = buyer.goTo(Location.NEAREST_STORE).buy(PaperType.RAW_KING_SIZE);
		}
		var joint = myself.roll(weed, paper);
		joint = myself.takePuff(joint.catchFire());
		var who = myself;
		while (!joint.isOver()) {
			who = session.getNext(who);
			if (!joint.isOn()) { joint = joint.catchFire(); }
			joint = who.takePuff(joint);
		}
	} catch (exception) {
		console.log('ignore, probably we\'re all high...');
	} finally {
		var sessionSuccessful = session.isEverybodyHigh() && session.isEverybodyAwake();
		session.end(sessionSuccessful);
	}

})(this);

oh my!