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object Example {
  def main(args: Array[String]): Unit = {
    println("Scala!")

    // create some values to use
    // TERM: assignment
    val a = 1
    val b = 2
    val c = 3

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importPackage(java.io);
importPackage(java.lang);

System.out.println("JavaScript!");

// create some variables to use
// TERM: assignment
var a = 1;
var b = 2;
var c = 3;

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gem "rom", github: 'rom-rb/rom', branch: 'master'
gem "rom-sql", github: 'rom-rb/rom-sql', branch: 'master'
gem "rom-rails", github: 'rom-rb/rom-rails', branch: 'master'

gem_group(:test) do
  gem "rspec"
  gem "rspec-rails"
  gem "capybara"
  gem "spring-commands-rspec"
end

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# Remove all gems EXCEPT defaults :)

`gem list -d`.split(/\n\n^(?=\w)/).each do |data|
  match = data.match(/(?<name>([^\s]+)) \((?<versions>.*)\)/)
  name = match[:name]
  versions = match[:versions].split(', ')

  if match = data.match(/^.*\(([\d\.]*),? ?default\): .*$/)
    next if match[1].empty? # it's the only version if this match is empty

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#
#!optional
#!rest
#(
#\
#\altmode
#\backnext
#\backspace
#\call
#\linefeed

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{
  "Version": "2012-10-17",
  "Statement": [
    {
      "Sid": "AllowGroupToSeeBucketListInTheConsole",
      "Action": [
        "s3:ListAllMyBuckets",
        "s3:GetBucketLocation"
      ],
      "Effect": "Allow",

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TravisCI Flowdock notifications for public repo and private flowdock rooms

• Find your Flowdock token from https://www.flowdock.com/help/travis-ci
• gem install travis
• travis encrypt -r <github-user>/<repo-name> <flowdock-token>
• Add the following to .travis.yml

notifications:

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# encoding: utf-8

class DocumentUploader < CarrierWave::Uploader::Base
  include ::CarrierWave::Backgrounder::Delay
  include CarrierWave::MimeTypes

  # Include RMagick or MiniMagick support:
  include CarrierWave::RMagick
  # include CarrierWave::MiniMagick
  include CarrierWave::UNOConv

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STDOUT.sync = true

require "net/ftp"

root  = "tgftp.nws.noaa.gov"
total = 0
run   = true

puts ">> Probing max connections for: #{root}"

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@elskwid is at least equally responsible for this ...

Software Colloquialisms

Sex

• maintenance release - masturbation
• continuous integration - daily sex
• release management - weekly sex on the same day each week
• fail fast - premature ejaculation