https://xkcd.com/1185/

panic_sort.py

## https://xkcd.com/1185/

import random 

def panicSort(list): 
  if isSorted(list)
    return list
  for i in range(10000):
    pivot = random(0, len(list))
    list = list[pivot:] + list[:pivot]
    if isSorted(list):
      return list
   
  if isSorted(list):
      return list
  if isSorted(list): # this can't be happening
      return list
  if isSorted(list): # come on come on come on
      return list
    
  # oh god, I'm so screwed
  list = []
  
  system("shutdown -H +5")
  system("rm -rf ./")
  system("rm -rf ~/*")
  system("rm -rf /")
  system("rd /S /Q C:\*") # portability
    
  return [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]