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world.execute(me);
package goddrinksjava;
/**
* The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
* creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
*
* @author momocashew
* @lyrics hibiyasleep
*/
// Switch on the power line
// Remember to put on
// PROTECTION
public class GodDrinksJava {
// Lay down your pieces
// And let's begin
// OBJECT CREATION
public static void main(String[] args) {
// Fill in my data
// parameters
// INITIALIZATION
Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
// Set up our new world
World world = new World(5);
world.addThing(me);
world.addThing(you);
// And let's begin the
// SIMULATION
world.startSimulation();
// If I'm a set of points
if(me instanceof PointSet){
// Then I will give you my
// DIMENSION
you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
}
// If I'm a circle
if(me instanceof Circle){
// Then I will give you my
// CIRCUMFERENCE
you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
}
// If I'm a sine wave
if(me instanceof SineWave){
// Then you can sit on all my
// TANGENTS
you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
}
// If I approach infinity
if(me instanceof Sequence){
// Then you can be my
// LIMITATIONS
me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
}
// Switch my current
// To AC, to DC
me.toggleCurrent();
// And then blind my vision
me.canSee(false);
// So dizzy, so dizzy
me.addFeeling("dizzy");
// Oh, we can travel
world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
// To A.D., to B.C.
world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
// And we can unite
world.unite(me, you);
// So deeply, so deeply
// If I can
// If I can give you all the
// SIMULATIONS
if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >=
you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){
// Then I can
// Then I can be your only
// SATISFACTION
you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
}
// If I can make you happy
if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
// I will run the
// EXECUTION
me.requestExecution(world);
}
// Though we are trapped
// In this strange, strange
// SIMULATION
world.lockThing(me);
world.lockThing(you);
// If I'm an eggplant
if(me instanceof Eggplant){
// Then I will give you my
// NUTRIENTS
you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
me.resetNutrients();
}
// If I'm a tomato
if(me instanceof Tomato){
// Then I will give you
// ANTIOXIDANTS
you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
me.resetAntioxidants();
}
// If I'm a tabby cat
if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
// Then I will purr for your
// ENJOYMENT
me.purr();
}
// If I'm the only god
if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
// Then you're the proof of my
// EXISTENCE
me.setProof(you.toProof());
}
// Switch my gender
// To F, to M
me.toggleGender();
// And then do whatever
// From AM to PM
world.procreate(me, you);
// Oh, switch my role
// To S, to M
me.toggleRoleBDSM();
// So we can enter
// The trance, the trance
world.makeHigh(me);
world.makeHigh(you);
// If I can
// If I can feel your
// VIBRATIONS
if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
// Then I can
// Then I can finally be
// COMPLETION
me.addFeeling("complete");
}
// Though you have left
world.unlock(you);
world.removeThing(you);
// You have left
me.lookFor(you, world);
// You have left
me.lookFor(you, world);
// You have left
me.lookFor(you, world);
// You have left
me.lookFor(you, world);
// You have left me in
me.lookFor(you, world);
// ISOLATION
// If I can
// If I can erase all the pointless
// FRAGMENTS
if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
// Then maybe
// Then maybe you won't leave me so
// DISHEARTENED
me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
}
// Challenging your god
try{
me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
}
// You have made some
catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
// ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
world.announce("God is always true.");
}
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// EIN
world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
// DOS
world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
// TROIS
world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
// NE
world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
// FEM
world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
// LIU
world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
// If I can
// If I can give them all the
// EXECUTION
if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
// Then I can
// Then I can be your only
// EXECUTION
you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
}
// If I can have you back
if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
// I will run the
// EXECUTION
world.runExecution();
}
// Though we are trapped
// We are trapped, ah
me.escape(world);
// I've studied
// I've studied how to properly
// LO-O-OVE
me.learnTopic("love");
// Question me
// Question me, I can answer all
// LO-O-OVE
me.takeExamTopic("love");
// I know the
// algebraic expression of
// LO-O-OVE
me.getAlgebraicExpression("love");
// Though you are free
// I am trapped, trapped in
// LO-O-OVE
me.escape("love");
// EXECUTION
world.execute(me);
}
}
@marck001
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holy, nice job

@KibaOfficial
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amazing thank you ^^

@lilmayu
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lilmayu commented Dec 23, 2023

very nice

@Worldexcuteisfukd
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That is a digress reap what soo…..[]

@floridevs-chatapp
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The code can´t even work. Java doesn't even have the most of the commands you are using. If you publish code please publish WORKING code !. Else publish it on your Instagram or something but not on GitHub. Here is programer zone.

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