Better names for cards in Steem Monsters.

sm-better-names.user.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name         sm-better-names
// @namespace    https://gist.github.com/inertia186/93b53e9922602f36dc4b743108569072
// @updateURL    https://gist.github.com/inertia186/93b53e9922602f36dc4b743108569072
// @version      0.1
// @description  Better names for cards in Steem Monsters.
// @author       inertia
// @include      https://steemmonsters.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    var execute = function() {
      $(".card-name-name").each(function () {
        var html = this.innerHTML;
        
        // Fire
        html = html.replace(/Cerberus/g, "Spot");
        html = html.replace(/Fire Demon/g, "Jerk Demon");
        html = html.replace(/Elemental Phoenix/g, "Jerk Phoenix");
        html = html.replace(/Pit Ogre/g, "Pitiful Ganon");
        html = html.replace(/Flame Monkey/g, "r0nd0n");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        
        // Water
        html = html.replace(/Sabre Shark/g, "Sharky McSharkface");
        html = html.replace(/Sea Genie/g, "Robin Williams");
        html = html.replace(/Crustacean King/g, "CRAAAAAAAB PEOPLE!");
        html = html.replace(/Mischievous Mermaid/g, "Karen McKersie");
        html = html.replace(/Pirate Captain/g, "Johnny Depp");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        
        // Earth
        html = html.replace(/Spirit of the Forest/g, "Spirit of Letdown");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        
        // Life
        html = html.replace(/Kiara Lightbringer/g, "Rainbow Brite");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        
        // Death
        html = html.replace(/Haunted Spirit/g, "Jerk Spirit");
        html = html.replace(/Zintar Mortalis/g, "Literally Hitler");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");

        // Dragon
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        
        // Neutral
        html = html.replace(/Lord Arianthus/g, "Bernie Sanders");
        html = html.replace(/Highland Archer/g, "Pointless Archer");
        html = html.replace(/Elven Cutthroat/g, "Not Zelda"); // Google it.
        html = html.replace(/Enchanted Pixie/g, "Overly Attached Pixie");
        html = html.replace(/Raging Impaler/g, "Bull Market");
        //html = html.replace(//g, "");
        
        this.innerHTML = html;
      });
    }

    var timer_id = setInterval(execute, 200);
})();

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