ZorkOps

gistfile1.txt

>south
You burn your hand on the steel doorknob and notice smoke creeeping through the cracks
around the door.

>north
Your path is blocked by a github issue in a complicated codebase. The fire on the other
side of the door begins to burn through...

>west
Your path is blocked by a different github issue in the same complicated codebase.
It's getting quite hot in here...

>east
You hit a wall.
The burning door falls off its hinges. Fire curls around the door jamb, licking
at the walls of the room you are in.

>north
Your path is still blocked by a github issue in a complicated codebase. You notice
the github repository itself has not been touched in 7 months.

>inventory
You are carrying:
  A jewel-encrusted egg.

You begin coughing from smoke inhalation and notice that pain has replaced sweat
on the surface of your skin.

>quit
Your path is blocked.

>throw egg at wall
The egg shatters, its jewels falling to the floor.
Your shoes are fully alight and the agony is overtaking your sense-making capabilities.

>xyzzy
A hollow voice says 'fool'

>alphabetize jewels from egg by precious gem name and construct a Golden Spiral pattern on the floor
The fire disappears as if it never existed. Checking your shoes, you find the agony has
left your feet and you appear entirely unburned. A charred doorway is to the south.

>south
You enter yet another small room. The floor begins to disintegrate beneath you.