James Taylor jbt
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| function embedLiveCatTM() { | |
| var 📄 = document, 💅 = "style", ⬅ = "left", ⬇ = "bottom", 👍 = "translateX(-50%)", 🐳 = window, | |
| ↕ = "innerHeight", ↔ = "innerWidth", 😺 = 0, 🐈 = 🐳[↔] / 2, 🖖 = 0, 🎺 = 0, 👻 = "px", | |
| 🔢 = Math, ⏲ = setInterval, 💩, 🐱 = 📄.createElement("img"); | |
| 🐱.setAttribute("src", "//static.gosquared.com/images/april/nes/cat_02.png"); | |
| 🐱[💅].height = 🐳[↕] / 20 * 10 + 👻; | |
| 🐱[💅].position = "fixed"; | |
| 🐱[💅].transform = 👍; | |
| 📄.body.appendChild(🐱); | |
| (function 🖌(){ |
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| # hubot script for desk | |
| module.exports = (robot) -> | |
| robot.router.post "/hook/desk", (req, res) -> | |
| body = req.body.data | |
| lines = body.split "\n" | |
| data = {} | |
| lines.forEach (line) -> | |
| bits = line.split ":" | |
| data[bits.shift()] = bits.join ":" |
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| // Without running this: what gets logged in what order? | |
| var a = {}; | |
| Object.defineProperty(a, 'a', { get: function(){ | |
| console.log('get a'); | |
| return function(){ console.log('a'); return a; }; | |
| }}); | |
| Object.defineProperty(a, 'b', { get: function(){ |
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| <!DOCTYPE html> | |
| <html> | |
| <head> | |
| <title>Polymaps Example</title> | |
| <script src="polymaps.min.js"></script><!-- polymaps from gosquared/polymaps --> | |
| </head> | |
| <body> | |
| <svg id="map" width="1000" height="800"></svg> |
jbt
/ gist:5055782
Last active
December 14, 2015 08:08
Super-tiny recursive directory list in nodejs, if you don't care that you're using sync functions.
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| var fs = require('fs'); | |
| function ls(dirname){ | |
| return [].concat.apply([], fs.readdirSync(dirname).sort().map(function(f){ | |
| f = dirname + '/' + f | |
| return fs.statSync(f).isDirectory() ? ls(f) : f | |
| })); | |
| } |
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| "res[860] = /(?:[\\040\\t]|\\((?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015()]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff]|\\((?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015()]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff])*\\))*\\))*(?:(?:[^(\\040)<>@,;:\".\\\\\\[\\]\\000-\\037\\x80-\\xff]+(?![^(\\040)<>@,;:\".\\\\\\[\\]\\000-\\037\\x80-\\xff])|\"(?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015\"]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff])*\")(?:(?:[\\040\\t]|\\((?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015()]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff]|\\((?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015()]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff])*\\))*\\))*\\.(?:[\\040\\t]|\\((?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015()]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff]|\\((?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015()]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff])*\\))*\\))*(?:[^(\\040)<>@,;:\".\\\\\\[\\]\\000-\\037\\x80-\\xff]+(?![^(\\040)<>@,;:\".\\\\\\[\\]\\000-\\037\\x80-\\xff])|\"(?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015\"]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff])*\"))*(?:[\\040\\t]|\\((?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015()]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff]|\\((?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015()]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff])*\\))*\\))*@(?:[\\040\\t]|\\((?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015()]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff]|\\((?:[^\\\\\\x80-\\xff\\n\\015()]|\\\\[^\\x80-\\xff])*\\))*\\) |
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| alert(" |
jbt
/ gist:3150819
Created
July 20, 2012 13:47
If you can tell me what these two functions are for, you win a prize
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| t.prototype.REDACTED = function(a, b, j, c, g) { | |
| for(var r = this.REDACTED2(0), t = Math.tan(r), C = g % 86400 / 86400 * Math.PI * 2, g = [], n = 0;n <= c + 1;n = n + 1) { | |
| g[n] = Math.atan(Math.cos(2 * Math.PI * (j + n / c) / a + C) / t) / Math.PI * c * a / 2 - (b - a / 4) * c; | |
| } | |
| b = Math.max.apply(Math, g); | |
| j = Math.min.apply(Math, g); | |
| a = ""; | |
| if(g[0] > 0 && g[0] < c) { | |
| a = "M0," + g[0]; | |
| if(b >= c) { |
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| /* | |
| Ridiculously useful function | |
| Sorts elements of an array by properties | |
| Usage: | |
| Sort elements by property prop1, then by prop2 if prop1 values are equal | |
| someArrayOfObjects.sort(comparator('prop1', 'prop2')); | |
| */ | |
| function comparator(){ |
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| <?php | |
| // Only run this locally, unless you want to bombard your server with hundreds of requests a second. | |
| if($_GET['a']) die( $_GET['callback'] . '(false);'); | |
| ?> | |
| <!DOCTYPE html> | |
| <html> | |
| <head> |
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