Monit -> Pushover bridge

monit.rb

#!/usr/bin/ruby

require 'net/https'

re = Regexp.new('\bService\s*(?<svc>[^$]+)^$^\s*Date:\s*(?<date>.*?)$[\r\n]{1,2}
^\s*Action:\s*(?<action>.*?)$[\r\n]{1,2}
^\s*Host:\s*(?<host>(?<node>[^.]+).*?)$[\r\n]{1,2}
^\s*Description:\s*(?<desc>.*?)$', Regexp::MULTILINE|Regexp::EXTENDED)

# Take mail straight from STDIN
msg = ARGF.read

m = re.match(msg) || exit
uri = URI.parse("https://api.pushover.net/1/messages.json")
http = Net::HTTP.new(uri.host, uri.port)

# Oh our root certs are so old :(
http.verify_mode = OpenSSL::SSL::VERIFY_NONE
http.use_ssl = uri.to_s[4] == 's'
priority = 0
if /Does not exist mysql/ =~ msg
        priority = 2
end
request = Net::HTTP::Post.new(uri.request_uri, {'Content-Type' => 'application/json'})
request.set_form_data({
    "priority" => priority,
    "expire"   => 3600,
    "retry"    => 120,
    "token"    => "INSERT YOUR TOKEN",
    "user"     => "INSERT YOUR USER",
    "message"  => "[#{m[:node]}] #{m[:svc]} #{m[:action]} - #{m[:desc]}"
})
response = http.request(request)
puts response.body