Dates: Thursday, November 6 – Tuesday, November 11
Location: Orlando, Florida
Residence: Elkin’s house (God help his furniture)
- Cesar – The organized one pretending this trip will go as planned.
- Andrae – The pregame DJ who’ll forget to eat and end up flirting with security.
- Amaan – Serving looks and anxiety in equal measure; probably crying to Beyoncé by day two.
- Vincent – The wildcard. Might vanish mid-set only to reappear with VIP bracelets and new friends named “DJ Voltage.”
- Juan – The quiet menace who will outdrink everyone and remember none of it.
- Elkin – Our host, our saint, and soon-to-be victim of six hungover gays fighting over one shower.
“We’re not just going to EDC. We're going out to save our cucas.”
🕗 7:00 PM – Depart for Orlando
🚗 11:00 AM (Friday) – Arrive at Elkin’s
🍻 11:30 AM – Light unpacking, quick drinks, gossip recap
💃🏽 12:00 AM - Head to Southern Nights for a lil rendezvous
🛏️ 3:00 AM – Claim sleeping spots (bed/couch/air mattress Hunger Games)
Vibe: First night pussy popping + “we’ll sleep when it’s Monday.”
🕛 12:00 PM – Group breakfast at Elkin’s (pancakes, eggs, mimosas)
🎶 1:00 PM – Pregame & outfit prep (lifeguard attire, jockstrap, and regret)
🚗 2:30 PM – Head to Tinker Field
🎡 3:00 PM – EDC Orlando – Day 1!
💃 12:00 AM – Afterparty at Southern Nights
- Alternate options: Savoy Orlando, Parliament House
Vibe: Kickoff day — all energy, all poppers, no morals.
🕛 12:00 PM – Recovery brunch (iced coffee + Tylenol chaser)
🎶 1:00 PM – Pregame: Y2K theme, playlist takeover by Cesar
🚗 2:30 PM – Depart for EDC
🎡 3:00 PM – EDC Orlando – Day 2
💃 12:00 AM – Afterparty (Southern Nights or hop to Savoy)
Vibe: Main event energy — it’s giving feral, it’s giving unhinged.
🕛 12:00 PM – Chill breakfast & group photos
🎶 1:00 PM – Final-day pregame: “I Survived” couture AKA whatever the fuck you want
🚗 2:30 PM – Head to EDC one last time
🎡 3:00 PM – EDC Orlando – The Finale
💦 12:00 AM - Head to Southerns or Savoys to watch Elkin get ran through
🌃 3:00 AM – Return home, decompress, cuddle, cry
Vibe: The last dance. Kiss a stranger. Text your ex. Cry under the lasers.
🕛 11:00 AM – Sleep in, hydrate, brunch at home
🏖️ 2:00 PM – Lounge by the pool (optional “Pool Boy Realness” dress code)
🍔 6:00 PM – Casual dinner nearby (something greasy and restorative)
🌈 9:00 PM – Hit a chill gay bar for nightcap
- Suggestions: Savoy Orlando Patio, Southern Nights Lounge, Hank’s Bar
Vibe: Peace, pool floats, and processing what just happened.
☀️ 10:00 AM – Pack up & light clean
🍳 11:30 AM – Brunch stop before heading out
🛣️ 12:30 PM – Drive back home
🏡 8:00 PM (Goal) – Arrive home, immediately collapse
Vibe: Road trip confessions + everyone swearing they’re “never doing this again” (until next year).
- Festival wristbands & tickets
- ID & cards
- Phone, charger, portable battery
- Clothes for 5 days
- Air mattress, pillow, blanket (Elkin has limited beds)
- Toiletries + shower towel
- Sunscreen & deodorant
- Comfortable shoes
- Earplugs
- Refillable water bottle / hydration pack
- Body glitter, gems, and lashes
- Mesh tops / jorts / backup crop top
- Poppers (for the culture)
- Handheld fan (charged, dramatic)
- Mini perfume / body mist
- Eye drops & gum
- Bandaids (for heels and drama)
- Tylenol + electrolyte packs
- Emotional support sunglasses
- Energy drink or preworkout shot
- Stay hydrated — not just with vodka Red Bulls.
- Set a meeting point each day in case phones die.
- Take videos but live in the moment.
- Check the EDC app for set times & surprises.
- Don’t forget to flirt — it’s part of the experience.
“We came. We danced. We blacked out in unison. Long live the House of Elkin.”