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Happy SNOW day!
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| * SnowSQL * v1.1.86 | |
| Type SQL statements or !help | |
| SNOWACE#NGOODMAN_WH@HAPPY_IPO_DAY.PUBLIC>select * from table(happy_snow_day()); | |
| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | |
| | HAPPY_IPO_DAY_SEPTEMBER_16_2020 | | |
| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | |
| | ███╗ ██╗██╗ ██╗███████╗███████╗ ███████╗███╗ ██╗ ██████╗ ██╗ ██╗ | | |
| | ████╗ ██║╚██╗ ██╔╝██╔════╝██╔════╝██╗ ██╔════╝████╗ ██║██╔═══██╗██║ ██║ | | |
| | ██╔██╗ ██║ ╚████╔╝ ███████╗█████╗ ╚═╝ ███████╗██╔██╗ ██║██║ ██║██║ █╗ ██║ | | |
| | ██║╚██╗██║ ╚██╔╝ ╚════██║██╔══╝ ██╗ ╚════██║██║╚██╗██║██║ ██║██║███╗██║ | | |
| | ██║ ╚████║ ██║ ███████║███████╗╚═╝ ███████║██║ ╚████║╚██████╔╝╚███╔███╔╝ | | |
| | ╚═╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═╝ ╚══════╝╚══════╝ ╚══════╝╚═╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═════╝ ╚══╝╚══╝ | | |
| | | | |
| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | |
| 7 Row(s) produced. Time Elapsed: 1.524s |
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| CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION "HAPPY_SNOW_DAY"() | |
| RETURNS TABLE (HAPPY_IPO_DAY_SEPTEMBER_16_2020 varchar) | |
| LANGUAGE JAVASCRIPT | |
| AS | |
| $$ | |
| { | |
| finalize: function f(rowWriter, context) { | |
| var result = []; | |
| result.push( "███╗ ██╗██╗ ██╗███████╗███████╗ ███████╗███╗ ██╗ ██████╗ ██╗ ██╗"); | |
| result.push( "████╗ ██║╚██╗ ██╔╝██╔════╝██╔════╝██╗ ██╔════╝████╗ ██║██╔═══██╗██║ ██║"); | |
| result.push( "██╔██╗ ██║ ╚████╔╝ ███████╗█████╗ ╚═╝ ███████╗██╔██╗ ██║██║ ██║██║ █╗ ██║"); | |
| result.push( "██║╚██╗██║ ╚██╔╝ ╚════██║██╔══╝ ██╗ ╚════██║██║╚██╗██║██║ ██║██║███╗██║"); | |
| result.push( "██║ ╚████║ ██║ ███████║███████╗╚═╝ ███████║██║ ╚████║╚██████╔╝╚███╔███╔╝"); | |
| result.push( "╚═╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═╝ ╚══════╝╚══════╝ ╚══════╝╚═╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═════╝ ╚══╝╚══╝ "); | |
| result.push( " "); | |
| result.forEach (function (x) { rowWriter.writeRow({HAPPY_IPO_DAY_SEPTEMBER_16_2020:x}) }); | |
| }, | |
| processRow: function f(row, rowWriter, context) { | |
| } | |
| } | |
| $$ | |
| ; | |
| select * from table(happy_snow_day()); | |
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