silly_generator.py

RACES = [
    'Dragonborn',
    'Dwarf',
    'Elf',
    'Gnome',
    'Half-Elf',
    'Halfling',
    'Half-Orc',
    'Human',
    'Tiefling',
    'Aarakocra',
    'Genasi',
    'Goliath',
    'Aasimar',
    'Bugbear',
    'Firbolg',
    'Goblin',
    'Hobgoblin',
    'Kenku',
    'Kobold',
    'Lizardfolk',
    'Orc',
    'Tortle',
    'Tabaxi',
    'Triton',
    'Yuan-ti Pureblood',
    'Feral Tiefling',
]

CLASSES = [
    'Barbarian',
    'Bard',
    'Cleric',
    'Druid',
    'Fighter',
    'Monk',
    'Paladin',
    'Ranger',
    'Rogue',
    'Sorcerer',
    'Warlock',
    'Wizard',
    'Artificer',
    'Blood Hunter',
]

FEELS = ['Cute', 'Scary', 'Imposing', 'Cool', 'Chill', 'Boujee', 'Snarky']

LIMBS = [
    'eyes',
    'leg',
    'arm',
    'torso'
]

LIMB_DESC = {
    'eyes': ['lazy', 'Blue', 'Hazy', 'Bloodshut', 'Deep blue', 'green', 'yellow', 'small'],
    'leg': ['crooked', 'shorter', 'deformed'],
    'arm': ['blackened', 'wrinkled', 'deformed'],
    'torso': ['bulky', 'huge', 'concaved', 'wimpy']
}

HOBBY = ['knitting', 'furry culture', 'weightlifting', 'competitive baking', 'chess']

from random import choice as rc


def generate_npc():
    limb = rc(LIMBS)

    if limb in ('eyes', 'torso'):
        limb_desc = f'{rc(LIMB_DESC[limb])} {limb}'.lower()

    elif limb in ('leg', 'arm'):
        limb_desc = f'one {rc(LIMB_DESC[limb])} {limb}'.lower()

    return f'{rc(FEELS)} {rc(RACES).lower()} {rc(CLASSES).lower()} with {limb_desc} that is really into {rc(HOBBY)} and {rc(HOBBY)}.'


for x in range(30):
    print(generate_npc())