sloppy static webfinger for apache

gistfile1.txt

# www/.htaccess
RewriteRule ^[.]well-known/webfinger.*$ /profile/me [L]

# www/profile/.htaccess
Header set Content-Type: application/jrd+json
Header set Access-Control-Allow-Origin: "*"

# www/profile/me
{
  "subject": "acct:[email protected]",
  "aliases": [
    "https://mastodon.social/@dsandler"
  ],
  "links": [
    {
      "rel": "http://webfinger.net/rel/avatar",
      "href": "https://dsandler.org/avatar/1bit.png"
    },
    {
      "rel": "http://webfinger.net/rel/profile-page",
      "type": "text/html",
      "href": "https://mastodon.social/@dsandler"
    },
    {
      "rel": "self",
      "type": "application/activity+json",
      "href": "https://mastodon.social/@dsandler"
    },
    {
      "rel": "http://ostatus.org/schema/1.0/subscribe",
      "template": "https://mastodon.social/authorize_interaction?uri={uri}"
    },
    {
      "rel": "me",
      "href": "https://dsandler.org/"
    }
  ]
}