.pranksrc

# ssh => starwars
starwars(){
  telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
}
alias ssh=starwars

# rm => nope
nopelol(){
  echo "Permission Denied"
}
alias rm=nopelol

# sudo => pw loop
sudoloop(){
  echo -n "Password:"
  read -s password
  echo -e "\nSorry, try again."
  echo -n "Password:"
  read -s password
  echo -e "\nSorry, try again."
  echo -n "Password:"
  read -s password
  echo -e "\nSorry, try again."
  echo "sudo: 3 incorrect password attempts"
}
alias sudo=sudoloop