The Trolololol Design Pattern

Trololol.php

<?php
declare(strict_types=1);

class Foo
{
    /**
     * Even if the code that calls isn't using strict_types, it will still TypeError
     * if the wrong type is passed.
     */
    public function bar($param, $secondParam)
    {
        return $this->actualbar($param, $secondParam);
    }
    
    private function actualBar(string $param, int $secondParam)
    {
        var_dump($param, $secondParam);
    }
}

z-proof-of-concept.php

<?php
// Notice, no strict_types declaration

require 'trololol.php';

$x = new Foo();

$x->bar('abc', 123);

// TypeError:
$x->bar('abc', '123');

/*
string(3) "abc"
int(123)
PHP Fatal error:  Uncaught TypeError: Argument 2 passed to Foo::actualBar() must be of the type integer, string given, called in /home/scott/trololol/trololol.php on line 12 and defined in /home/scott/trololol/trololol.php:15
Stack trace:
#0 /home/scott/trololol/trololol.php(12): Foo->actualBar('abc', '123')
#1 /home/scott/trololol/poc.php(11): Foo->bar('abc', '123')
#2 {main}
  thrown in /home/scott/trololol/trololol.php on line 15
*/

Now implemented as a trait: https://github.com/paragonie/stern

It's $this->actualBar($param, $secondParam), not $this->actualbar($param, $secondParam)

I know methods are not case sensitive but it still bothers me. :)