asshole.js

//make sure the browser window is 'maximised'
window.resizeTo(1024,768);

//no context menu
document.oncontextmenu = function(){return false}

//no loading in iframes
if (parent.frames.length > 0) top.location.replace(document.location);

//no dragging
document.ondragstart = function(){return false}

//no text selection, in IE
document.onselectstart=function(){
  if (event.srcElement.type != "text" && event.srcElement.type != "textarea" && event.srcElement.type != "password") {
    return false
  } else {
    return true;
  }
};

//no text selection, in Firefox
document.onmousedown=function(e){
  var obj=e.target;
  if (obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "INPUT" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "TEXTAREA" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "PASSWORD") {
    return true;
  } else {
    return false;
  }
}

//prompt when the user leaves your page
window.onunload=function() {
  function dontLeave() {
    alert("Please come back!!1");
  }
  dontLeave();
}

//prevent user from copying or pasting text
window.onkeydown = function(e) {
  if (e.ctrlKey == true) {
    return false;
  }
}