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  1. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist Jun 1, 2011. 1 changed file with 10 additions and 0 deletions.
    10 changes: 10 additions & 0 deletions annoying.js
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    clipboardData.setData('text', s);
    }
    };
    /**
    * prevent the user from using the back button
    */
    a.preventBack = function () {
    try {
    history.forward();
    setTimeout('preventBack()', 500);
    } catch (e) {}
    };
    /**
    * Execute all the annoying.js functions
    */
    @@ -192,6 +201,7 @@
    this.stayOnSite();
    this.addCopyright(); //useless with the noCopy(); function!
    this.copyToClipboard();
    this.preventBack();
    };
    }(Annoying));

  2. @Kilian Kilian renamed this gist May 30, 2011. 1 changed file with 39 additions and 35 deletions.
    74 changes: 39 additions & 35 deletions asshole.js → annoying.js
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    * Licensed under the MIT license. http://www.opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php
    *
    */
    /*jshint forin: false, immed: true, curly: true, eqeqeq: true, bitwise: true, noempty: true */
    (function(a) {
    /**
    * Resize the window to fullscreen (1024x768 always)
    @@ -19,39 +20,39 @@
    window.resizeTo(1024,768);
    };
    /**
    * Always keep the browser full screen
    * Always keep the browser full screen
    */
    a.keepFullScreen = function () {
    window.onresize = function() {
    window.resizeTo(1024,768);
    }
    }
    window.resizeTo(1024, 768);
    };
    };
    /**
    * Disable right click so users can not copy!
    */
    a.noRightClick = function () {
    document.oncontextmenu = function(){return false}
    document.oncontextmenu = function(){ return false; };
    };
    /**
    * Make certain we're not loaded into an iframe
    */
    a.onTop = function () {
    if (parent.frames.length > 0) top.location.replace(document.location);
    if (parent.frames.length > 0) { top.location.replace(document.location); }
    };
    /**
    * Disable users dragging photos or text to they can't copy them
    */
    a.noDrag = function () {
    document.ondragstart = function(){return false}
    document.ondragstart = function(){ return false; };
    };
    /**
    * Disable users selecting text to they can't copy them
    */
    a.noSelect = function () {
    //no text selection, in IE
    document.onselectstart=function(){
    document.onselectstart = function () {
    if (event.srcElement.type != "text" && event.srcElement.type != "textarea" && event.srcElement.type != "password") {
    return false
    return false;
    } else {
    return true;
    }
    @@ -64,7 +65,7 @@
    } else {
    return false;
    }
    }
    };
    };
    /**
    * Most users accidentally close the web page. Remind them of this.
    @@ -77,100 +78,102 @@
    alert(message);
    }
    dontLeave();
    }
    };
    };
    /**
    * Disable users copying text via shortcuts
    */
    a.noCopy = function () {
    window.onkeydown = function(e) {
    if (e.ctrlKey == true) {
    if ( e.ctrlKey ) {
    return false;
    }
    }
    }
    };
    };
    /**
    * Refresh the page every minute so it stays up to date
    */
    a.keepUpToDate = function(){
    setTimeout(
    function(){window.location = window.location;},
    1000*60
    }
    }
    );
    };
    /**
    * suppress all error messages so we never have any
    */
    a.neverAnyBugs = function () {
    window.onerror = function() { return false }
    }
    window.onerror = function() { return false; };
    };
    /**
    * prevent the dotted outlines from all links, they're ugly
    */
    * prevent the dotted outlines from all links, they're ugly
    */
    /*jshint loopfunc: true */
    a.preventOutlines = function () {
    for(var i in a = document.getElementsByTagName('a')) {
    for(var i in (a = document.getElementsByTagName('a'))) {
    a[i].onmousedown = function() {
    this.blur(); // most browsers
    this.hideFocus = true; // ie
    this.style.outline = 'none'; // mozilla
    }
    };
    a[i].onmouseout = a[i].onmouseup = function() {
    this.blur(); // most browsers
    this.hideFocus = false; // ie
    this.style.outline = null; // mozilla
    }
    };
    }
    }
    };
    /*jshint loopfunc: false */
    /**
    * open all links in a new window so users stay on the site
    */
    a.stayOnSite = function () {
    for(var i in a = document.getElementsByTagName('a')) {
    for(var i in (a = document.getElementsByTagName('a')) ) {
    a[i].href = "javascript:window.open('" + a[i].href + "')";
    }
    }
    };
    /**
    * Add a copyright notice and a link back when someone copies text
    * @param {string} sitetitle optional title to be displayed next to the copyright notice
    */
    a.addCopyright = function (sitetitle) {
    addCopyrightFunction () {
    addCopyrightFunction = function () {
    var body = document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0],
    selection = window.getSelection(),
    copyright = sitetitle || "annoying.js",
    pagelink = "<br />Read more at: <a href='"+document.location.href+"'>"+document.location.href+"</a><br />Copyright &copy;" + copyright,
    newdiv = document.createElement('div');

    newdiv.style.position='absolute';
    newdiv.style.left='-99999px';
    body.appendChild(newdiv);
    newdiv.innerHTML = selection + pagelink;

    selection.selectAllChildren(newdiv);
    window.setTimeout(function() {
    body_element.removeChild(newdiv);
    },0);
    }
    };
    function bindEvent(el, eventName, eventHandler) {
    if (el.addEventListener){
    el.addEventListener(eventName, eventHandler, false);
    } else if (el.attachEvent){
    el.attachEvent(‘on’+eventName, eventHandler);
    el.attachEvent('on'+eventName, eventHandler);
    }
    }
    bindEvent(document, ‘copy’, function () {
    bindEvent(document, 'copy', function () {
    addCopyrightFunction();
    });
    }
    };
    /*
    * Copy the current url or a message to the clipboard automatically. Only works in IE!
    */
    a.copyToClipboard = function (msg) {
    var text = location.href || msg
    var text = location.href || msg;
    if (window.clipboardData && clipboardData.setData) {
    clipboardData.setData('text', s);
    }
    }
    };
    /**
    * Execute all the annoying.js functions
    */
    @@ -191,3 +194,4 @@
    this.copyToClipboard();
    };
    }(Annoying));

  3. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist May 29, 2011. 1 changed file with 47 additions and 0 deletions.
    47 changes: 47 additions & 0 deletions asshole.js
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    *
    * Copyright (c) 2011 Kilian Valkhof (kilianvalkhof.com)
    * Visit https://gist.github.com/767982 for more information and changelogs.
    * Visit http://kilianvalkhof.com/2011/javascript/annoying-js-how-to-be-an-asshole/ for the introduction and weblog
    * Check out https://gist.github.com/942745 if you want to annoy developer instead of visitors
    *
    * Licensed under the MIT license. http://www.opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php
    *
    */
    @@ -126,6 +129,48 @@
    a[i].href = "javascript:window.open('" + a[i].href + "')";
    }
    }
    /**
    * Add a copyright notice and a link back when someone copies text
    * @param {string} sitetitle optional title to be displayed next to the copyright notice
    */
    a.addCopyright = function (sitetitle) {
    addCopyrightFunction () {
    var body = document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0],
    selection = window.getSelection(),
    copyright = sitetitle || "annoying.js",
    pagelink = "<br />Read more at: <a href='"+document.location.href+"'>"+document.location.href+"</a><br />Copyright &copy;" + copyright,
    newdiv = document.createElement('div');

    newdiv.style.position='absolute';
    newdiv.style.left='-99999px';
    body.appendChild(newdiv);
    newdiv.innerHTML = selection + pagelink;

    selection.selectAllChildren(newdiv);
    window.setTimeout(function() {
    body_element.removeChild(newdiv);
    },0);
    }
    function bindEvent(el, eventName, eventHandler) {
    if (el.addEventListener){
    el.addEventListener(eventName, eventHandler, false);
    } else if (el.attachEvent){
    el.attachEvent(‘on’+eventName, eventHandler);
    }
    }
    bindEvent(document, ‘copy’, function () {
    addCopyrightFunction();
    });
    }
    /*
    * Copy the current url or a message to the clipboard automatically. Only works in IE!
    */
    a.copyToClipboard = function (msg) {
    var text = location.href || msg
    if (window.clipboardData && clipboardData.setData) {
    clipboardData.setData('text', s);
    }
    }
    /**
    * Execute all the annoying.js functions
    */
    @@ -142,5 +187,7 @@
    this.neverAnyBugs();
    this.preventOutlines();
    this.stayOnSite();
    this.addCopyright(); //useless with the noCopy(); function!
    this.copyToClipboard();
    };
    }(Annoying));
  4. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist May 29, 2011. 1 changed file with 53 additions and 0 deletions.
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    a.fullScreen = function () {
    window.resizeTo(1024,768);
    };
    /**
    * Always keep the browser full screen
    */
    a.keepFullScreen = function () {
    window.onresize = function() {
    window.resizeTo(1024,768);
    }
    }
    /**
    * Disable right click so users can not copy!
    */
    @@ -78,16 +86,61 @@
    }
    }
    }
    /**
    * Refresh the page every minute so it stays up to date
    */
    a.keepUpToDate = function(){
    setTimeout(
    function(){window.location = window.location;},
    1000*60
    }
    }
    /**
    * suppress all error messages so we never have any
    */
    a.neverAnyBugs = function () {
    window.onerror = function() { return false }
    }
    /**
    * prevent the dotted outlines from all links, they're ugly
    */
    a.preventOutlines = function () {
    for(var i in a = document.getElementsByTagName('a')) {
    a[i].onmousedown = function() {
    this.blur(); // most browsers
    this.hideFocus = true; // ie
    this.style.outline = 'none'; // mozilla
    }
    a[i].onmouseout = a[i].onmouseup = function() {
    this.blur(); // most browsers
    this.hideFocus = false; // ie
    this.style.outline = null; // mozilla
    }
    }
    }
    /**
    * open all links in a new window so users stay on the site
    */
    a.stayOnSite = function () {
    for(var i in a = document.getElementsByTagName('a')) {
    a[i].href = "javascript:window.open('" + a[i].href + "')";
    }
    }
    /**
    * Execute all the annoying.js functions
    */
    a.kitchensink = function () {
    this.fullScreen();
    this.keepFullScreen();
    this.noRightClick();
    this.onTop();
    this.noDrag();
    this.noSelect();
    this.dontLeave();
    this.noCopy();
    this.keepUpToDate();
    this.neverAnyBugs();
    this.preventOutlines();
    this.stayOnSite();
    };
    }(Annoying));
  5. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist May 22, 2011. 1 changed file with 1 addition and 1 deletion.
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    * DO NOT EVER, EVER USE THIS.
    *
    * Copyright (c) 2011 Kilian Valkhof (kilianvalkhof.com)
    * Visit for more information and changelogs.
    * Visit https://gist.github.com/767982 for more information and changelogs.
    * Licensed under the MIT license. http://www.opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php
    *
    */
  6. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist May 15, 2011. 1 changed file with 92 additions and 45 deletions.
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    //make sure the browser window is 'maximised'
    window.resizeTo(1024,768);

    //no context menu
    document.oncontextmenu = function(){return false}

    //no loading in iframes
    if (parent.frames.length > 0) top.location.replace(document.location);

    //no dragging
    document.ondragstart = function(){return false}

    //no text selection, in IE
    document.onselectstart=function(){
    if (event.srcElement.type != "text" && event.srcElement.type != "textarea" && event.srcElement.type != "password") {
    return false
    } else {
    return true;
    /**
    * Annoying.js - How to be an asshole to your users
    *
    * DO NOT EVER, EVER USE THIS.
    *
    * Copyright (c) 2011 Kilian Valkhof (kilianvalkhof.com)
    * Visit for more information and changelogs.
    * Licensed under the MIT license. http://www.opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php
    *
    */
    (function(a) {
    /**
    * Resize the window to fullscreen (1024x768 always)
    */
    a.fullScreen = function () {
    window.resizeTo(1024,768);
    };
    /**
    * Disable right click so users can not copy!
    */
    a.noRightClick = function () {
    document.oncontextmenu = function(){return false}
    };
    /**
    * Make certain we're not loaded into an iframe
    */
    a.onTop = function () {
    if (parent.frames.length > 0) top.location.replace(document.location);
    };
    /**
    * Disable users dragging photos or text to they can't copy them
    */
    a.noDrag = function () {
    document.ondragstart = function(){return false}
    };
    /**
    * Disable users selecting text to they can't copy them
    */
    a.noSelect = function () {
    //no text selection, in IE
    document.onselectstart=function(){
    if (event.srcElement.type != "text" && event.srcElement.type != "textarea" && event.srcElement.type != "password") {
    return false
    } else {
    return true;
    }
    };
    //no text selection, in Firefox
    document.onmousedown=function(e){
    var obj=e.target;
    if (obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "INPUT" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "TEXTAREA" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "PASSWORD") {
    return true;
    } else {
    return false;
    }
    }
    };
    /**
    * Most users accidentally close the web page. Remind them of this.
    * @param {string} msg optional message. If empty, "Please come back!!1" is displayed.
    */
    a.dontLeave = function (msg) {
    var message = msg || "Please come back!!1";
    window.onunload=function() {
    function dontLeave() {
    alert(message);
    }
    dontLeave();
    }
    };
    /**
    * Disable users copying text via shortcuts
    */
    a.noCopy = function () {
    window.onkeydown = function(e) {
    if (e.ctrlKey == true) {
    return false;
    }
    }
    }
    };

    //no text selection, in Firefox
    document.onmousedown=function(e){
    var obj=e.target;
    if (obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "INPUT" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "TEXTAREA" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "PASSWORD") {
    return true;
    } else {
    return false;
    }
    }

    //prompt when the user leaves your page
    window.onunload=function() {
    function dontLeave() {
    alert("Please come back!!1");
    }
    dontLeave();
    }

    //prevent user from copying or pasting text
    window.onkeydown = function(e) {
    if (e.ctrlKey == true) {
    return false;
    }
    }

    /**
    * Execute all the annoying.js functions
    */
    a.kitchensink = function () {
    this.fullScreen();
    this.noRightClick();
    this.onTop();
    this.noDrag();
    this.noSelect();
    this.dontLeave();
    this.noCopy();
    };
    }(Annoying));
  7. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist Mar 5, 2011. 1 changed file with 3 additions and 0 deletions.
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    //make sure the browser window is 'maximised'
    window.resizeTo(1024,768);

    //no context menu
    document.oncontextmenu = function(){return false}

  8. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist Jan 13, 2011. 1 changed file with 9 additions and 1 deletion.
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    @@ -26,10 +26,18 @@ document.onmousedown=function(e){
    }
    }

    //prompt when the user leaves your page, then never letting them go.
    //prompt when the user leaves your page
    window.onunload=function() {
    function dontLeave() {
    alert("Please come back!!1");
    }
    dontLeave();
    }

    //prevent user from copying or pasting text
    window.onkeydown = function(e) {
    if (e.ctrlKey == true) {
    return false;
    }
    }

  9. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist Jan 9, 2011. 1 changed file with 1 addition and 5 deletions.
    6 changes: 1 addition & 5 deletions asshole.js
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    @@ -29,11 +29,7 @@ document.onmousedown=function(e){
    //prompt when the user leaves your page, then never letting them go.
    window.onunload=function() {
    function dontLeave() {
    if(confirm("Are you sure you want to leave?")) {
    dontLeave();
    } else {
    dontLeave();
    }
    alert("Please come back!!1");
    }
    dontLeave();
    }
  10. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist Jan 9, 2011. 1 changed file with 12 additions and 0 deletions.
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    @@ -25,3 +25,15 @@ document.onmousedown=function(e){
    return false;
    }
    }

    //prompt when the user leaves your page, then never letting them go.
    window.onunload=function() {
    function dontLeave() {
    if(confirm("Are you sure you want to leave?")) {
    dontLeave();
    } else {
    dontLeave();
    }
    }
    dontLeave();
    }
  11. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist Jan 6, 2011. 1 changed file with 0 additions and 1 deletion.
    1 change: 0 additions & 1 deletion asshole.js
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    //no context menu
    document.oncontextmenu = function(){return false}


    //no loading in iframes
    if (parent.frames.length > 0) top.location.replace(document.location);

  12. @Kilian Kilian revised this gist Jan 6, 2011. 1 changed file with 7 additions and 9 deletions.
    16 changes: 7 additions & 9 deletions asshole.js
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    @@ -18,13 +18,11 @@ document.onselectstart=function(){
    };

    //no text selection, in Firefox
    if (window.sidebar){
    document.onmousedown=function(e){
    var obj=e.target;
    if (obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "INPUT" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "TEXTAREA" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "PASSWORD") {
    return true;
    } else {
    return false;
    }
    document.onmousedown=function(e){
    var obj=e.target;
    if (obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "INPUT" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "TEXTAREA" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "PASSWORD") {
    return true;
    } else {
    return false;
    }
    }
    }
  13. @Kilian Kilian created this gist Jan 6, 2011.
    30 changes: 30 additions & 0 deletions asshole.js
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    //no context menu
    document.oncontextmenu = function(){return false}


    //no loading in iframes
    if (parent.frames.length > 0) top.location.replace(document.location);

    //no dragging
    document.ondragstart = function(){return false}

    //no text selection, in IE
    document.onselectstart=function(){
    if (event.srcElement.type != "text" && event.srcElement.type != "textarea" && event.srcElement.type != "password") {
    return false
    } else {
    return true;
    }
    };

    //no text selection, in Firefox
    if (window.sidebar){
    document.onmousedown=function(e){
    var obj=e.target;
    if (obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "INPUT" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "TEXTAREA" || obj.tagName.toUpperCase() == "PASSWORD") {
    return true;
    } else {
    return false;
    }
    }
    }