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windows8.1.html
<html>
<head>
<meta "BULLSHIT">
<meta "HORSE SHIT">
<title>WINAMP is now playing _-_Pink-_-Floyd_-_The-_-Wall_-_</title>
<script>
//you shouldnt use semicolons in here because
//i'll fuck you up
var windows_kernel_bootstrapping_cockring = "NUTS"
for(var i=1; i<800; i=i*3){
for(var hoobastank=0; hoobastank<i; hoobastank++)
windows_kernel_bootstrapping_cockring += "<br/>"
windows_kernel_bootstrapping_cockring += "NUTS!"
}
document.write(windows_kernel_bootstrapping_cockring)
</script>
<script>
var winamp_exe = setInterval(function(){
var title = document.title
title = title.substr(1, title.length-1) + title[0]
document.title = title
}, 100)
</script>
<style type="text/css">
body { font-family: Comic Sans, Comic Sans MS, cursive; }
@-webkit-keyframes dongs {
0% { -webkit-transform: translate(2px, 1px) rotate(0deg); }
10% { -webkit-transform: translate(-1px, -2px) rotate(-1deg); }
20% { -webkit-transform: translate(-3px, 0px) rotate(1deg); }
30% { -webkit-transform: translate(0px, 2px) rotate(0deg); }
40% { -webkit-transform: translate(1px, -1px) rotate(1deg); }
50% { -webkit-transform: translate(-1px, 2px) rotate(-1deg); }
60% { -webkit-transform: translate(-3px, 1px) rotate(0deg); }
70% { -webkit-transform: translate(2px, 1px) rotate(-1deg); }
80% { -webkit-transform: translate(-1px, -1px) rotate(1deg); }
90% { -webkit-transform: translate(2px, 2px) rotate(0deg); }
100% { -webkit-transform: translate(1px, -2px) rotate(-1deg); }
}
* {
-webkit-animation-name: dongs;
-webkit-animation-duration: 0.8s;
-webkit-transform-origin:50% 50%;
-webkit-animation-iteration-count: infinite;
-webkit-animation-timing-function: linear;
display:inline-block
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
</body>
</html>
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