Peep Show essentials for terminal.

.bash_profile

# Welcome message
open_green_escape="\033[36m"
open_yellow_escape="\033[31m"
close_escape="\033[0m"

# Some of my fave peep show quotes.
funny_quotes=(
  	'What if I lose it? Im not gonna do a poo am I, Jez?'
		'For the worst thing that could possibly happen, this is actually going extremely well.'
		'Is this a terrible idea? It cant be. Its in a film. They wouldnt put a terrible idea in a film, theyd get sued.'
		'Oh, what? Oh, cause its a computer you think its made of spiders webs and magic?'
		'People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You cant trust people, Jeremy.'
	)

quote_this_time=${funny_quotes[$RANDOM % ${#funny_quotes[@]} ]}

echo -e "${open_green_escape}===================================="
echo -e " "
echo -e " '${quote_this_time}' ${close_escape}"