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12:46:01 MassDeba+| I once had a clogged cat that was creating serious amounts of back pressure. | |
12:46:36 slobber | my cat got clogged once | |
12:46:45 slobber | the vet felt four poos in him | |
12:46:55 slobber | had to forcefeed some green goo | |
12:49:49 Sketch | Skyl3r: a plugged cat isn't good for any engine | |
12:50:29 Skyl3r | Yeah, but it was a big issue with the Rx8 from what I heard. Because it was kind of a quick death for the engine | |
12:50:56 Sketch | i see | |
12:51:18 slobber | obviously solution is remove the cat and move out of california immediately | |
12:51:26 Skyl3r | ^^ | |
12:51:51 Sketch | slobber: just feed it some grass, it'll puke the clog up | |
12:52:09 Skyl3r | stock cats are supposed to eat grass on their own | |
12:52:13 slobber | the cat is retarded and enorexo so feedingit anything is difficult | |
12:52:13 Skyl3r | In those cases | |
12:52:31 slobber | obviously the problem was that he didn't drink enough water | |
12:52:33 slobber | because he's an idiot | |
12:52:50 Sketch | it's like https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.397195781.9749/sticker,375x360-bg,ffffff.u2.png | |
12:53:00 Sketch | except replace boost with grass and apex seals with hairballs | |
12:53:16 Skyl3r | Then spin up to 9000 | |
12:53:38 Sketch | that's when you add catnip | |
13:02:26 slobber | if cat gets lonely, add another | |
13:04:03 Skyl3r | Or shoot it |
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