Maybe Git

maybe-git

#!/bin/bash

# Maybe Git

# INSTALLATION
# 1. Move this file into your ~/bin directory
#    mv ./maybe-git ~/bin
# 2. Then run the following command:
#    alias git='~/bin/maybe-git'

GIT=`which git`

chance=$RANDOM
let "chance %= 10" 

# A 1 in 10 chance that the command will yield "Your Mom" instead of the
# desired command
if [ "$chance" = "3" ]; then
    echo $'__   __                 __  __                 '
    echo $'\ \ / /__  _   _ _ __  |  \/  | ___  _ __ ___  '
    echo $' \ V / _ \| | | | \'__| | |\/| |/ _ \| \'_ ` _ \ '
    echo $'  | | (_) | |_| | |    | |  | | (_) | | | | | |'
    echo $'  |_|\___/ \__,_|_|    |_|  |_|\___/|_| |_| |_|'
else
    $GIT $@
fi