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#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require 'octokit'
require 'optparse'
require 'terminal-table'
require 'io/console'

def yesno
  case $stdin.getch.downcase
    when "Y".downcase then true

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#!/usr/bin/env python

import sys
import holidays
from datetime import date

sys.exit(date.today() not in holidays.England())

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function decode-authorization-failure-message {
    if [ $# -ne 1 ] || [ "$1" = -h ] || [ "$1" = --help ]; then
        cat <<'EOT'
Usage: decode-authorization-failure-message <message>

Use this when Amazon gives you an "Encoded authorization failure message" and
you need to turn it into something readable.
EOT
        return 1
    fi

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# This file is managed by Puppet. Manual changes will be destroyed.

# A naively simple config to cache items for <%= @cache_ttl %> and serve stale objects
# for up to <%= @grace_ttl %> on backend outage (data reload)

vcl 4.0;

# Default backend definition.
backend default {
  .host = "127.0.0.1";

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Match exec "ping -q -c 1 -t 1 %n | grep ' (127\.\| (10\.\| (172\.16\.\| (172\.17\.\| (172\.18\.\| (172\.19\.\| (172\.20\.\| (172\.21\.\| (172\.22\.\| (172\.23\.\| (172\.24\.\| (172\.25\.\| (172\.26\.\| (172\.27\.\| (172\.28\.\| (172\.29\.\| (172\.30\.\| (172\.31\.\| (192\.168\.'"
   StrictHostKeyChecking no
   UserKnownHostsFile /dev/null

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require 'librarian/puppet'

lockfile = Librarian::Puppet::Lockfile.new(
  Librarian::Puppet::Environment.new, 'Puppetfile.lock'
)

puppet_modules = {}

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# Pre-requisite
pip install pygments

cat << EOF > ~/.lessfilter
#!/bin/sh
case "$1" in
    *.awk|*.groff|*.java|*.js|*.m4|*.php|*.pl|*.pm|*.pod|*.sh|\
    *.ad[asb]|*.asm|*.inc|*.[ch]|*.[ch]pp|*.[ch]xx|*.cc|*.hh|\
    *.lsp|*.l|*.pas|*.p|*.xml|*.xps|*.xsl|*.axp|*.ppd|*.pov|\
    *.diff|*.patch|*.py|*.rb|*.sql|*.ebuild|*.eclass)

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#!/bin/bash
set -e
echo "Started running at: $(date '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S %:z')"

if [[ ! `bundle show puppet | grep "puppet-5"` ]]; then
    export PUPPET_VERSION=5.3.3
fi

source ~/.github

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# It's been proven that password length is more important than complexity.
# For humans aLongPhraseLikeThis1 is more secure than an 8 character password.

# Generating a 64 character random character string on command line:
cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc 'a-zA-Z0-9._~()!*:@,;+?-' | fold -w 64 | head -n 1

# Because we probably use eyaml to encrypt the value, we don't ever need to know it:
eyaml encrypt --string=$(cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc 'a-zA-Z0-9._~()!*:@,;+?-' | fold -w 64 | head -n 1)

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

scheduleid=XXXXXX
apikey=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

# No need to edit below
touch ~/.on_call
blue=`tput setaf 4`
reset=`tput sgr0`
today=$(date +'%Y-%m-%d')T09:00:00Z