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I asked my email-pal: "UNIX or Windoze?". He replied "UNIX". I said "Ah...me
too!".

I asked my email-pal: "Linux or AIX?". He said "Linux, of course". I said
"Me too".

I asked him: "Emacs or vi". He replied "Emacs". I said "Me too. Small world."

I asked him: "GNU Emacs or XEmacs?", and he said "GNU Emacs". I said "oh, me
too."

I asked him "GNU Emacs 19 or GNU Emacs 20"? and he said "GNU Emacs 19". I
said "oh, me too."

I asked him, "GNU Emacs 19.29 or GNU Emacs 19.34", and he replied "GNU Emacs
19.29". I said "DIE YOU OBSOLETE NOGOOD SOCIALLY MALADJUSTED CELIBATE COMMIE
FASCIST DORK!", and never emailed him again.