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| Title | 👑.mydream42.com |
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
| Copyright | https://github.com/yelizariev/ |
| TV | https://moses.lamourism.com/exodus/Revelation22:1-5.mp4???debug=%F0%9F%87%AA%F0%9F%87%AC |
| StartTV | 287.5 |
| PORTAL | https://👑.mydream42.com/yelizariev/2339b062fa285092c785e19b2c76371d/ГУЛАГ-v13/ThePrison.html |
| NextPrison | https://hands.mydream42.com/?debug=❌❌❌ |
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Neither of them would later have been able to explain exactly who had arranged the meeting. There had been a conversation, then a message, then perhaps another message relayed through someone who knew someone else. By the time the idea finally reached them, all the intermediate steps had quietly disappeared, leaving behind only a simple understanding: on Thursday evening, beneath the old chestnut tree by the river, they were expected to meet.
Such beginnings are surprisingly common. If one tries to trace them back, they dissolve into a chain of forgotten introductions and half-remembered conversations until, at some indistinct point, coincidence begins to resemble intention.
For her, it meant little more than spending rather too long deciding which blouse to wear.
Her room still held the quiet warmth of late afternoon. The window stood slightly open, letting in the scent of summer and the distant murmur of the city below. Everything inside belonged to her familiar little world: the books stacked unevenly on the shelf, the mug forgotten on the desk, the stubborn little cactus by the window, and the mirror before which she had already changed her mind twice.
Not because she expected anything extraordinary from the evening, but because first impressions possess their own peculiar magic. One never dresses for a stranger quite the way one dresses for a friend. There is always the quiet hope that, by the end of the evening, the stranger may no longer be one.
The pale blue blouse finally won. Before leaving, she paused once more before the mirror, tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear, and examined the fresh manicure she'd carefully finished the night before. It wasn't perfect, but in the forgiving light of early evening it looked close enough. She smiled, switched off the light, locked the apartment door behind her, and stepped into the warm summer air, carrying nothing more ambitious than the hope of pleasant conversation.
She had no way of knowing that somewhere across the city, a young writer was unknowingly preparing to explain nothing less than the entire history of fungal civilization. It would begin, as many remarkable stories do, with a perfectly ordinary compliment.
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The park had grown quieter by the time she reached it. The day's heat had mellowed into a gentle warmth, and a lazy breeze wandered through the chestnut trees, stirring the leaves just enough to make them whisper. The river reflected the last light of the setting sun, while cafés along the embankment slowly filled with people unwilling to let such an evening end.
He was already there.
She knew it almost immediately, though neither of them had been given much to work with. Someone had mentioned that he would probably be carrying a book. Someone else had said he had the habit of looking around as though every passer-by might unexpectedly become the beginning of a story. Whether either description was accurate hardly mattered. The young man standing beneath the old chestnut tree looked up at precisely the moment she approached, and the expression of quiet relief on his face suggested that he, too, had just guessed correctly.
For a heartbeat they simply smiled at one another.
Then, instead of introducing himself, he glanced toward the sky.
"Beautiful evening," he said. "Don't you think?"
She looked up almost automatically.
The sky really was extraordinary. Broad ribbons of crimson dissolved into gold above the rooftops, while the first stars waited patiently behind the fading blue, as though reluctant to interrupt the sunset before its final performance.
"It really is," she said. "The colours almost don't look real."
"They never do," he replied.
They began walking without deciding who should take the first step. For a while they spoke about ordinary things—the unusual warmth for the season, the park, the music drifting from a nearby café. It was easy conversation, light enough to float beside them without demanding attention. She found herself relaxing. Whatever uncertainty had accompanied her from home was quietly dissolving into the evening.
After a minute or two, he slowed almost imperceptibly.
"May I?" he asked, nodding toward her hand.
She looked at him with mild surprise before offering it.
He held it gently, not as someone making a dramatic gesture, but with the quiet curiosity of a painter studying colour.
"You have beautiful hands," he said. "And your manicure is remarkable."
She laughed.
"My manicure?"
"I mean it."
He turned her hand slightly so that the last rays of sunlight caught the polish.
"The colour suits your skin perfectly. And somehow..." He glanced up at her with complete seriousness. "...it even matches your blouse."
She couldn't help smiling.
"I don't think anyone has ever complimented my manicure before."
"Then they're missing details."
The answer was so sincere that it sounded neither rehearsed nor flirtatious. It was simply an observation made by someone who genuinely noticed small things.
She felt herself relax another little step.
"So..." he said at last, reluctantly releasing her hand. "I suppose we should eventually introduce ourselves."
"I suppose so."
"I'm Ivan."
"And I'm Maya."
He repeated the name almost under his breath, as though trying its sound before speaking again.
"Maya..."
A smile spread across his face.
"What a beautiful name."
She thanked him, expecting perhaps a joke or another compliment.
Instead, his eyes brightened with a completely different sort of excitement.
"Isn't that connected with Buddhism?"
"A little," she answered.
It was the sort of answer most people would have accepted before moving naturally to another topic.
Ivan, however, looked toward the glowing horizon with the unmistakable expression of someone who had just remembered a favourite story.
"Ah... Buddha..."
He repeated the name almost affectionately, as though greeting an old acquaintance.
"You know, Siddhartha was only twenty-nine when he left the palace."
He wasn't looking at Maya anymore. His eyes had drifted toward the sunset, where the last golden light rested on the river like molten glass.
"Twenty-nine," he repeated. "Just imagine it for a moment. Unlimited wealth. Musicians every evening. Gardens that bloomed all year round. Servants anticipating every wish before it was spoken. If comfort alone could make a person happy, he already possessed perfection."
He smiled faintly.
"And then one morning... he simply walked away."
His free hand described an invisible path stretching beyond the trees.
"Not because he despised luxury. That's a common misunderstanding. He simply realized that comfort doesn't answer the important questions. People still grew old. They still became ill. They still died. So he left everything behind and wandered through forests for years, convinced that somewhere beneath pleasure and suffering there existed a deeper current that held life together."
Maya listened with quiet attention. It wasn't an unfamiliar story, yet there was something oddly engaging about the way he told it—not like a lecturer reciting facts, but like someone describing a journey he'd secretly wished to take himself.
"I've heard that story," she said with a smile.
"So have most people," Ivan replied. "But I think we often remember the ending and forget the beginning."
He glanced at her.
"Imagine how strange everyone around him must have thought he was."
She laughed softly.
"I suppose they did."
"They probably thought he'd gone completely mad."
He nodded, apparently satisfied by the thought.
"For centuries people have had a remarkable habit of confusing curiosity with madness."
The wind carried the fragrance of linden blossoms across the path. Somewhere behind them, a violinist had begun playing a slow melody, and a pair of children chased pigeons through the square before being called home by unseen parents. The city was gently folding itself into evening, while the conversation drifted farther and farther away from ordinary first-date territory.
Only now did Ivan seem to remember that they had, in fact, met only a few minutes earlier.
"I should probably warn you," he said with an apologetic smile. "I have a terrible tendency to become fascinated by things."
"Things?"
"Almost anything."
She laughed again.
"That's not the worst quality."
"No?"
"Not unless it becomes dangerous."
"Oh..."
He considered this with surprising seriousness.
"I don't think it has."
There was a thoughtful pause.
"Although..."
His expression brightened once more.
"...it has occasionally resulted in unexpectedly long conversations about mushrooms."
Maya smiled.
"I've picked a few."
"A few?"
He looked genuinely delighted.
"What kind?"
She searched her memory.
"Mostly porcini... chanterelles... whatever my grandparents found in the forest."
He stopped walking altogether.
His face lit up with such unmistakable joy that Maya suddenly had the peculiar sensation of having answered exactly the right question on an exam she hadn't known she was taking.
"Oh," he said almost reverently.
"Then you have absolutely no idea what you've just admitted."
She laughed.
"I'm beginning to suspect I don't."
"No..."
His smile widened.
"You really don't."
He resumed walking beside her, slower than before, as though they had all the time in the world.
"You see, almost everyone thinks a mushroom is the organism."
He shook his head gently.
"But that's like believing an apple is the tree."
He glanced toward the ground beneath their feet.
"The real mushroom is down there."
His finger pointed toward the soil beneath the path.
"Hidden beneath us."
"For every mushroom you see above the ground, there may be kilometres of living threads spreading silently through the earth. They carry nutrients. Exchange chemical messages. Warn one another about danger. Share resources with neighbouring colonies."
He smiled with almost childlike wonder.
"Beneath this park, Maya..."
He tapped the ground lightly with the tip of his shoe.
"...there may be an entire civilization talking to itself while we walk overhead, completely unaware."
Maya found herself looking down at the ground almost involuntarily, as though expecting to glimpse the hidden world beneath the paving stones.
"I never thought of it that way," she admitted.
"Hardly anyone does."
Ivan smiled—not triumphantly, but with the quiet satisfaction of someone introducing an old friend.
"The mushroom itself is only a tiny part of the organism. The real creature lives underground. Sometimes for hundreds of years. Sometimes over entire hillsides."
He paused beside a great chestnut whose roots disappeared beneath the path.
"Some scientists even argue that the largest living organisms on Earth aren't whales."
He pointed toward the soil.
"They're fungi."
Maya raised an eyebrow.
"Seriously?"
"Oh, absolutely."
"They connect trees that have never touched one another. They move nutrients from one place to another. Older trees feed younger ones through the fungal network. A forest isn't really a collection of separate trees."
He smiled.
"It's closer to a conversation."
They resumed walking.
"Imagine a city," he continued, "where every citizen can quietly pass food, medicine, warnings, even chemical messages to everyone else without anyone raising their voice. That's roughly how a fungal network works."
"That sounds..."
She searched for the right word.
"...peaceful."
"It does."
He nodded.
"But peace creates opportunities."
She looked at him.
"For what?"
"For civilization."
He said it so naturally that it took her a moment to realize how unexpectedly large the conversation had just become.
"The first fungal cities," he continued, "would have been invisible. Nothing but endless mycelium spreading beneath ancient forests. No kings. No governments. No monuments. Just growth."
He laughed softly.
"Rather idyllic, really."
"So what happened?"
"Evolution."
He answered immediately.
"It always complicates things."
A breeze stirred the branches above them, scattering a handful of chestnut leaves across the path.
"The network eventually faced a logistical problem."
"Logistical?"
"It wanted to travel."
He spread his hands.
"A city trapped underground can only expand so far. Sooner or later, it needs explorers."
"The mushrooms."
"Exactly."
His face brightened again.
"What we call a mushroom isn't a house."
"It isn't even the organism."
"It's a vehicle."
"A launch vehicle."
He looked almost delighted by the phrase.
"Each mushroom is built for one purpose."
"To send spores somewhere new."
"Every spore is a tiny colony waiting for an opportunity."
Maya nodded thoughtfully.
"So they're like seeds."
"For plants, yes."
He smiled.
"But I prefer to think of them as little spacecraft."
She laughed.
"Spacecraft?"
"Of course."
"They drift wherever chance carries them."
He looked upward as though he could already see millions of invisible spores floating through the evening air.
"Every successful civilization eventually dreams of the stars."
She smiled.
"I never imagined mushrooms did."
"Oh..."
He chuckled.
"Neither did they."
There was a comfortable silence for a few steps.
The river reflected the last light of the sun, while the lamps along the promenade flickered to life one after another. Somewhere nearby, glasses clinked on the terrace of a café, and laughter drifted lazily through the warm evening air.
Then Ivan spoke again, almost conspiratorially.
"But do you know the truly ingenious part?"
She shook her head.
"The mushroom doesn't transport itself."
"It persuades someone else to do it."
He looked at her with the expression of a magician about to reveal his favorite trick.
"It grows beautiful."
"Fragrant."
"Perfectly timed."
"So that someone walking through the forest simply cannot resist picking it."
He laughed quietly.
"The human being believes he's collecting dinner."
"In reality..."
Ivan lifted an imaginary basket in one hand.
"...he has accepted a position in the fungal transportation industry."
Maya laughed aloud.
"I've never considered myself employed by mushrooms."
"Most employees don't realize they're working."
He let the joke settle before adding, with complete seriousness,
"And while the basket swings with every step, thousands of spores escape into the wind."
He watched the imaginary spores drift away.
"An astonishingly elegant solution."
Then he frowned very slightly.
"Although..."
"What?"
"There is one weakness."
"The mushroom has to allow itself to be picked."
He fell silent.
For perhaps half a minute he seemed genuinely troubled by this evolutionary limitation.
Then, slowly, a smile spread across his face.
"But perhaps..."
He looked toward the darkening sky with unmistakable excitement.
"...another planet found a better solution."
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By the time they reached the little café by the river, daylight had almost surrendered to evening. Warm amber light spilled from the windows onto the pavement, while the last traces of sunset lingered only along the western horizon. Inside, the air smelled of fresh tea, baked pastries, and polished wood. Somewhere near the counter, an old jazz melody drifted quietly through the room.
They found a small table beside the window.
For a while neither of them spoke. The silence no longer felt awkward. Maya wrapped both hands around the warm porcelain cup, grateful for the comforting heat, while Ivan watched the steam rise in delicate spirals before disappearing into the soft light above the table.
For a brief, peaceful moment, the conversation seemed to have returned to ordinary life.
"I never imagined mushrooms could be so interesting," Maya admitted with a smile.
Ivan laughed.
"Neither did I, once."
The waiter passed by, placing a small plate of honey cakes between them.
Maya broke off a tiny piece.
"So," she said, "your imaginary spacecraft have successfully scattered their spores across the forest."
"They have."
"And evolution is satisfied."
Ivan tilted his head.
"For a while."
She smiled.
"I had a feeling there would be a 'for a while.'"
"There always is."
He stirred his tea absentmindedly.
"Evolution rarely solves problems forever. It only postpones them."
She rested her chin lightly on one hand.
"What happened next?"
Ivan looked almost embarrassed by how pleased he was that she'd asked.
"The mushrooms encountered a limitation."
"What sort of limitation?"
"They depended on mushroom hunters."
He spoke the sentence with complete seriousness.
"If nobody picked them, many spores never travelled very far."
Maya nodded.
"That makes sense."
"So imagine," Ivan continued, leaning forward slightly, "another planet."
She smiled into her teacup.
"I suspected we would eventually leave Earth."
"I'm afraid it's unavoidable."
Outside, the first reflections of streetlights shimmered on the dark surface of the river.
"Imagine a world where mushrooms grow firmly attached to the ground. You cannot pull them out, no matter how hard you try. Evolution has closed that option completely."
Maya took another sip of tea.
"So how do they spread?"
Ivan's eyes lit up with unmistakable delight.
"Exactly."
"That's the question evolution had to answer."
He drew an invisible circle on the table with one finger.
"Because evolution doesn't care about baskets."
"It doesn't care about forests."
"It doesn't even care about mushrooms."
"It cares only that the spores reach somewhere new."
He smiled.
"And there is more than one way to accomplish that."
Maya had begun to notice that Ivan possessed an extraordinary talent for making even the most absurd ideas sound perfectly reasonable, provided he explained them slowly enough.
"So..." she asked, amused.
"What did evolution invent?"
Ivan lowered his voice almost conspiratorially.
"On that planet, the mushroom no longer asks to be picked."
"It invites the traveller to stay."
He paused just long enough for curiosity to take hold.
"The traveller lies beside it."
"And slowly drinks its living sap."
Maya blinked and lowered her teacup. "I'm sorry... did you just say people lie down beside the mushroom and drink its sap?"
"I did," Ivan replied with complete composure, as though discussing nothing more controversial than gardening. He smiled reassuringly before continuing. "But remember, the mushroom survives. It loses nothing essential. The traveller receives nourishment, the spores attach themselves to clothing, skin, perhaps even hair, and eventually reach a new place where a new colony can begin. Everyone benefits." He gave a small, satisfied nod. "Evolution is remarkably economical."
For a second Maya simply looked at him. Then, quite unexpectedly, she laughed. Not the careful, encouraging laugh one offers out of politeness, but a genuine burst of amusement that made two people at the neighbouring table glance briefly in their direction before returning to their own conversations.
Ivan looked oddly relieved.
"You see?" he said.
"See what?"
"You've already accepted the premise."
She smiled over the rim of her cup. "Have I?"
"You have. A few minutes ago you would have asked whether such a planet could possibly exist. Now you're asking how its ecosystem works." He took an unhurried sip of tea, clearly pleased with the observation. "That's usually the moment when a new civilization becomes possible. Before anyone can build a world, they first have to stop arguing that it's impossible."
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The laughter had carried farther than Maya realized.
At the neighboring table sat two friends who had been sharing a pint since sunset. One wore a neatly trimmed beard, the other round spectacles that gave him the permanently curious expression of a university lecturer, whether he was lecturing or not. They had exchanged amused glances during the conversation about fungal spacecraft, and when Maya's laughter echoed through the café, the bearded man finally leaned toward their table.
"I beg your pardon," he said with an apologetic smile, "but I couldn't help overhearing the last few minutes."
His friend nodded enthusiastically.
"Neither could I. That was the most entertaining explanation of mushroom reproduction I've ever heard."
Ivan looked genuinely embarrassed.
"I'm terribly sorry if we were too loud."
"Oh, not at all," the man replied. "Quite the opposite. We were actually wondering whether you'd allow us to buy the next round."
His friend raised his glass.
"We're moving to beer anyway. You're both welcome to join us."
Maya looked at Ivan.
Ivan looked at the beer.
The decision required remarkably little discussion.
A few minutes later the four of them occupied a larger wooden table near the window. Outside, the last traces of daylight had disappeared entirely, leaving only reflections of streetlamps trembling across the river. Inside, the café had become warmer and louder. Glasses clinked. Someone laughed near the bar. A waiter squeezed expertly between chairs carrying four foaming mugs that seemed determined to announce the beginning of a very different evening.
The man with the beard introduced himself as Thomas. His companion was Daniel, a school history teacher who confessed almost immediately that he had always preferred conversations to television.
Thomas lifted his glass.
"To mushrooms."
Everyone laughed.
"To mushrooms," Maya repeated.
Ivan smiled.
"I should warn you..."
Thomas grinned.
"That usually means the story is about to become much stranger."
"I'm afraid so."
Daniel leaned forward with unmistakable curiosity.
"You mentioned another planet."
"I did."
"And I have to know what happened there."
Ivan looked around the table almost apologetically.
"Very well."
He folded his hands as though arranging invisible pieces upon a chessboard.
"The transportation problem eventually disappeared."
Thomas frowned.
"The mushrooms stopped depending on travelers?"
"They stopped depending on anyone."
Ivan took an unhurried sip of beer.
"They learned to walk."
Silence settled around the table.
Not uncomfortable silence.
The attentive kind.
Daniel smiled.
"I was wondering when evolution would try that."
"So was evolution," Ivan replied.
"They developed muscles first, then primitive limbs. Balance. Eyes. Eventually something resembling hands."
Thomas blinked.
"So..."
"They became people?"
Ivan shook his head.
"No."
"They remained unmistakably mushrooms."
"Only now they could decide where to carry themselves."
Daniel laughed.
"I feel as though this is still scientifically impossible."
"It almost certainly is."
Ivan nodded cheerfully.
"But impossibility has never prevented evolution inside a thought experiment."
The answer seemed perfectly satisfactory.
Maya noticed, with growing amusement, that neither Thomas nor Daniel had questioned the existence of walking mushrooms. They had accepted the premise almost as naturally as she herself had accepted fungal spacecraft half an hour earlier.
Ivan continued.
"The earliest walking mushrooms lived rather peacefully. They wandered through forests gathering berries, nuts, and fruit. Their underground ancestors had shared information chemically. These descendants began doing something much slower."
"Talking?"
"Exactly."
"They invented language."
He traced an invisible circle on the wooden table.
"And language changed everything."
"How?"
"Memory."
The word hung quietly above the table.
"Before language, each generation began almost from the beginning. Afterwards..."
He smiled.
"...stories survived."
The noise of the café faded into the background.
Even Thomas, who had originally joined the conversation for amusement, now rested both elbows on the table.
Ivan's voice had become calmer.
"At first they simply remembered where food could be found. Which winters had been harsh. Which rivers flooded. Then someone told a story that wasn't entirely true."
Daniel smiled.
"The first myth."
"The first useful myth," Ivan corrected gently. "The kind that binds strangers together."
He glanced toward the dark window where the reflections of four people floated above the river like ghosts.
"The moment a civilization begins to dream together, it creates a second world."
"The physical forest remains exactly as it was."
"But above it..."
He raised one hand slowly.
"...another forest appears."
Thomas glanced instinctively toward the dark ceiling, as though half expecting to find this second forest suspended somewhere above the café. "A forest?" he asked.
"A forest made of stories," Ivan replied. "Every civilization eventually grows one. First come the gods, then the heroes, then spirits, kings, laws—places no one has ever visited and yet everyone somehow remembers. The walking mushrooms eventually discovered that imagination follows entirely different evolutionary rules than biology. Once an idea finds enough minds willing to carry it, it begins reproducing on its own."
Daniel remained silent for a moment, turning his beer slowly between his hands. "So civilization isn't really built from stone," he said at last. "It's built from stories."
"Exactly." Ivan raised his glass, pleased that someone had reached the conclusion before he had needed to explain it. "Stone only protects a civilization. Stories create one. Every law, every religion, every nation, every revolution begins as something that exists nowhere except in imagination. Once enough people believe it, imagination quietly rearranges reality."
The four of them fell silent. Around them the café continued exactly as before: glasses clinked somewhere near the bar, a waiter squeezed between crowded tables, someone burst into laughter at the opposite end of the room. It occurred to Maya that every conversation around them probably sounded perfectly ordinary.
Thomas finally took a long drink from his beer and shook his head with an amused smile. "It's funny," he admitted. "An hour ago I came here hoping for a quiet pint after work. Now I'm sitting in a café listening to the history of a civilization of walking mushrooms, and somehow it all seems perfectly reasonable."
Thomas took another thoughtful drink.
"You know," he said slowly, "about forty minutes ago mushrooms were something I put in an omelette."
Daniel nodded.
"And now I'm wondering whether their mythology developed before organized agriculture."
Maya laughed.
"I'm honestly not sure which of us crossed the line first."
Ivan looked genuinely puzzled.
"What line?"
"The one," Thomas replied, "where we stopped asking whether walking mushrooms existed..."
"...and started arguing about what they believed."
Ivan considered this for a second.
"Well..."
He shrugged.
"That's usually how history begins."
For a brief moment the table fell silent.
Then all four of them burst into laughter.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⠴⢚⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠢⠽⢎⠹⣟⠒⠦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡶⠏⠁⠀⠀⠈⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡷⣎⠁⠀⠀⠉⠷⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠤⠤⠞⠃⠈⢢⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⣸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠶⠚⠛⠉⠙⠳
⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⢰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀
⠀⠉⠁⠈⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡄⠀⠀⢀⡼⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⠖⠋⠁⠉⠉
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⢠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⡾⠁⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⡁⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⣰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢏⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⢹⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⣀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⡈⣟⡄⠀⠀⠀⣠⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠻⠿⠟⠛⠉⠙⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠚⠒⠋⠙⠓⠶⠤⠖⠓⠢⠦⠤⠤⠤⠖⠒⠋⠀⠀⠀
By now the waiter had quietly accepted that nobody at the table intended to leave before closing time. Empty glasses had multiplied across the wooden table like archaeological strata recording the rise and fall of forgotten civilizations. Outside, the promenade had fallen almost silent. The cafés along the river were extinguishing their lights one by one, while only the water itself seemed unwilling to sleep.
Ivan was still talking.
"...which is precisely why fungal mythology remained remarkably peaceful for so many thousands of years."
Thomas leaned back in his chair. "Forgive me," he said, smiling, "but I feel we should occasionally remind ourselves that we're discussing mushrooms."
"Forest mushrooms," Daniel added with equal seriousness. "Otherwise future historians who discover this conversation will be terribly confused."
Ivan nodded.
"Quite right. Forest mushrooms."
He took a thoughtful sip of beer before continuing.
"Imagine a civilization whose myths are written in a language no other species can understand. Their sacred poems, their creation stories, their legends of heroic mushrooms and invisible kingdoms—all of it exists entirely beyond human comprehension. We walk through forests every day, perhaps only a few steps above libraries larger than Alexandria, epics grander than Homer, philosophical arguments that have lasted for centuries..."
He smiled.
"...and we mistake them for damp soil."
Daniel's eyes lit up. The schoolteacher had clearly begun enjoying the thought experiment as much as Ivan.
"From a historian's perspective," he said, "that's actually rather enviable."
"Oh?"
"Think about it. No conquering empire can burn a mythology it cannot read. No inquisitor can put forbidden fungal scriptures on trial if he doesn't even know they're scriptures. No conquistador can deliberately destroy temples whose existence he cannot imagine."
He leaned back, warming to his own argument.
"Human history is littered with vanished libraries, shattered statues, burned manuscripts, erased languages. Entire worlds of imagination disappeared because another civilization happened to arrive carrying sharper swords and greater certainty."
He gestured vaguely toward the dark forest beyond the café windows.
"But fungal myths..."
He smiled.
"...are hidden beneath our feet."
Ivan nodded with obvious approval, pleased that Daniel had reached the conclusion almost before he had finished explaining it.
"Exactly," he said. "The fungal world of imagination enjoys a peculiar kind of immunity. It can disappear if the civilization itself dies, of course, but persecuting it from the outside is nearly impossible. You cannot organize an inquisition against ideas whose existence you never even suspect."
Thomas chuckled and pointed through the café window toward the dark outline of the park.
"So somewhere beneath those trees there may be theologians who have spent three centuries debating whether the First Spore was spherical or elliptical, while humanity walks overhead without the faintest idea."
"The debate is probably much more complicated than that," Ivan replied gravely. "By now they've almost certainly divided into several schools, condemned one another's interpretations, written commentaries on earlier commentaries, and accused rival monasteries of misunderstanding the original revelation."
Daniel laughed into his beer.
"And all this beneath a family having a picnic."
"Exactly." Ivan smiled. "Children chasing butterflies, dogs digging holes, couples holding hands... all while, a few centimeters below, an entirely different civilization may be arguing over metaphysics."
Maya slowly turned toward the window, as though the darkness beneath the trees had suddenly acquired an unexpected depth.
"And I always thought forests were peaceful."
"They are," Ivan answered. "Only from our point of view."
For a moment the table fell quiet. Around them the café continued its ordinary business. A waiter collected empty plates from a neighboring table, someone paid the bill near the counter, and chairs at the far end of the room were already being turned upside down in preparation for closing. The mundane rhythm of the evening only made Ivan's imaginary civilization seem curiously more convincing.
He rested both hands on the table before continuing.
"And that," he said quietly, "was precisely the problem."
Thomas frowned, already following the logic.
"If all those myths remained trapped inside their imagination..."
"...then they could inspire fungal civilization," Daniel finished, "...but they couldn't actually change reality."
Ivan pointed at him with an approving smile.
"Precisely. They gave meaning to suffering. They explained why kingdoms rose and fell. They inspired artists, comforted the dying, frightened children into good behavior, and persuaded perfectly ordinary mushrooms to sacrifice themselves for causes greater than themselves. But no matter how powerful a myth became, it remained confined to the world that had imagined it."
He paused just long enough for everyone at the table to picture that invisible second world hanging above the forests.
"The physical world," he continued, "and the world of imagination lived side by side, influencing one another but never truly touching. One was made of wood, rain, stone and living bodies. The other was made of stories, symbols, promises and dreams."
He slowly lifted his beer, studying the foam as though searching for the right words.
"Until one evening..."
His voice dropped almost to a whisper.
"...something impossible happened."
No one interrupted him.
"A mushroom walked out of the world of myths."
The words lingered over the table. Even the sounds of the café seemed strangely distant.
Thomas was the first to recover.
"Jesus Christ."
Ivan looked at him for a second, then shook his head almost absent-mindedly.
"No," he said calmly. "A mushroom."
Without the slightest hint of irony, he took another sip of beer before setting the glass gently upon the table.
"And that distinction," he added, "turned out to matter a great deal."
He let the silence linger for a moment.
"You see, by then the walking mushrooms had long forgotten that they themselves had descended from the silent forests. Their cities had grown larger than the woodlands where their ancestors first emerged. Stone had replaced roots. Roads had replaced mycelium. Children knew more about distant kingdoms than about the damp earth beneath their own feet."
Daniel nodded thoughtfully.
"So they became disconnected from their origins."
"As civilizations usually do," Ivan replied. "Yet the forests remained. The ancient fungal networks never disappeared. They continued weaving beneath the trees exactly as they always had, preserving not only their living bodies but also the oldest myths ever imagined."
Thomas raised an eyebrow.
"You're telling me the forests remembered?"
"In a sense."
Ivan smiled.
"The walking mushrooms eventually became curious about those forgotten ancestors. Natural philosophers wandered into the forests. They listened. They observed. They spent entire lifetimes trying to decipher chemical patterns no city-dweller had cared to notice for thousands of years."
He traced slow circles on the tabletop with one finger.
"At first they believed they were studying biology."
He paused.
"Eventually they realized they were reading literature."
Maya couldn't help smiling.
"Forest literature?"
"The oldest kind," Ivan replied. "Older than writing. Older than cities. Older than kings."
Daniel leaned forward.
"So they rediscovered their own mythology."
"Not quite."
Ivan shook his head.
"They discovered someone else's."
The distinction seemed important to him.
"The myths of the forest mushrooms had evolved independently for countless generations. The walking mushrooms had built empires, legal systems and philosophies. Meanwhile, beneath the trees, another world of imagination had quietly continued growing, untouched by courts, armies or politics."
Thomas laughed softly.
"So they discovered an ancient religion."
"They discovered an ancient imagination," Ivan corrected. "And among its countless stories was one unlike all the others."
His voice lowered almost instinctively.
"It spoke of a messenger who would one day leave the invisible world."
Daniel rested his elbows on the table.
"And enter the visible one?"
Ivan nodded.
"Not by conquering it."
"Not by destroying it."
"But simply by walking."
The waiter passed by with a tired smile, quietly collecting empty glasses from the neighboring tables. None of the four noticed him.
"For centuries," Ivan continued, "scholars debated whether the story was merely symbolic. Most agreed that myths belonged to imagination and reality belonged to history. Crossing that boundary was impossible."
He smiled.
"Everyone agreed."
His eyes wandered toward the dark forest beyond the café window.
"Everyone except one young walking mushroom."
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡠⠄⠒⠠⢄⠀⣀⠤⠒⠂⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠤⠐⠒⠤⡀⢀⡠⠔⠂⠠⢄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠂⢀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠑⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠋⠀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠈⠉⠀⢀⣀⣀⠀⠈⠲⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣸⡏⠀⣴⢋⠤⢌⠙⠆⠀⢠⠎⢁⠤⠍⢧⠀⠀⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠁⢠⡞⡡⠤⡉⠳⠀⠀⡴⠉⡠⠬⡹⡄⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⣽⡁⠀⣿⡀⢀⡘⡄⡇⠀⢸⢢⠇⢀⢢⣺⠀⠀⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⣇⠀⢸⣏⠀⡐⢣⢸⠀⠀⡗⡜⢀⠐⣄⣧⠀⢸⣇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣰⠉⠙⠷⠀⢛⣟⣦⣄⣣⡇⠀⠘⣎⣰⣤⣾⡿⠁⠴⠋⠈⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡎⠉⠻⠆⠈⣿⣳⣤⣙⣼⠂⠀⢻⣁⣦⣼⣿⠇⠠⠞⠁⠙⣆⠀
⣺⠁⠀⣠⠒⠶⣄⠉⠓⢚⣣⡠⠤⢤⣈⡓⠛⠋⢠⠖⠲⢤⡀⠀⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⡟⠀⢀⠔⠲⢦⡈⠑⠛⣋⣡⠤⠤⣄⣙⠚⠛⢁⡴⠒⠦⣄⠀⠨⡆
⣽⠀⢸⠄⠣⡐⢹⠀⡤⠏⢁⢀⢀⠠⢀⠉⢦⡀⢹⡁⠔⡁⣗⠀⢸⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⡗⠘⢄⢈⡇⢠⠖⠉⡀⣀⠠⠄⡈⠳⣄⠈⣟⠠⢈⢸⠀⠀⣿
⠹⣄⠸⣷⣤⣧⠞⣾⢁⠐⢀⠀⠠⠄⣀⠑⠄⢱⡸⣧⣴⣶⡟⢠⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀⢿⣦⣾⡼⢳⡏⡠⠁⡀⠠⠠⢄⠈⠢⠈⣆⢿⣤⢶⣾⠃⣼⠃
⠀⡸⢷⠈⠉⠉⢸⡟⣆⠀⢂⠌⣁⠒⡈⠢⢈⣾⣧⠈⠉⠉⢴⢏⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠿⡆⠉⠉⠁⣾⣳⠀⡀⠆⡑⠄⢂⠙⠄⣱⣿⠀⠉⠉⠡⡾⡅⠀
⠐⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡞⣦⣅⣂⣄⣂⣰⣵⣻⣽⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣷⢳⣴⣈⣐⣈⣄⣮⣞⣯⡿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀
⠀⠘⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠶⣝⣮⣳⣭⣳⣧⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠷⢮⣽⣭⣻⣜⣷⠾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀
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By the time the manager quietly switched off half the lights, nobody at the table noticed.
The waiter approached with the bill tucked discreetly beneath one arm. He had been serving them for most of the evening and, despite every attempt at professional indifference, had unintentionally become familiar with fragments of a civilization that, as far as he could tell, was entirely inhabited by mushrooms.
"I'm terribly sorry," he said with an apologetic smile, laying the receipt on the table, "but we've been closed for nearly half an hour."
The four of them looked around almost simultaneously.
The café had emptied without their noticing. Chairs already stood upside down on most of the tables. Somewhere near the counter, a young waitress swept the floor in slow circles while pretending not to listen.
Thomas glanced at his watch and laughed.
"I owe you an apology."
"So do we," Maya added.
The waiter waved the concern away.
"It's quite all right."
He hesitated.
"Although..."
His professional smile finally gave way to curiosity.
"I hope you won't mind my asking..."
The four of them looked at him.
"...did the mushrooms ever solve the transportation problem?"
For a heartbeat nobody spoke.
Then Ivan smiled with unmistakable delight.
"They evolved legs."
The waiter blinked.
"I had a feeling they might."
He nodded with the quiet satisfaction of a man whose private hypothesis had just been confirmed.
"Good," he said. "That would've been my solution too."
Thomas burst into laughter.
"I'm afraid you've asked exactly the wrong question."
"Oh?"
"The story is far stranger now than it was when baskets were still involved."
The waiter sighed theatrically.
"I finish in five minutes."
He folded the receipt and slipped it back onto the table.
"If you happen to be discussing the collapse of fungal civilization by then..."
He shrugged.
"...I'd appreciate a summary."
Daniel smiled.
"We've only just reached the first prophet."
The waiter stared at him for a second.
Then, deciding that further questions would probably make things worse, he simply nodded.
"I'll leave you to it."
They paid the bill, thanked the staff one last time and stepped outside into the cool night air.
The café doors closed behind them with a soft click.
A wooden bench overlooked the river only a few metres away. The lights inside the café remained on while the waiters stacked chairs and wiped the last tables, their reflections drifting across the windows like silent actors performing the final scene after the audience had already left.
Thomas produced a packet of cigarettes and offered one around. Daniel accepted immediately. Ivan hesitated just long enough to pretend he probably shouldn't, then accepted as well.
Maya declined with a smile and sat down at one end of the bench, wrapping both hands around the last of her beer. The evening breeze had become pleasantly cool, carrying with it the scent of the river and the distant sound of the final tram crossing the bridge.
For a minute nobody spoke.
The conversation had reached that comfortable stage where silence itself no longer demanded explanation.
Ivan looked toward the dark park across the river.
"So..."
he said quietly,
"...where were we?"
Daniel smiled.
"I believe," he said, "your mushroom had just walked out of mythology."
"The one from the forests," Thomas added, "who insisted that myths were supposed to change the world."
Ivan nodded.
"Yes. The old temples had always regarded mythology as something to be contemplated. He insisted it should be lived."
He watched the river for a moment before continuing.
"The first generations dismissed him as another wandering dreamer. Every civilization produces a few of those. Most are forgotten."
"And this one wasn't," Maya observed.
"No."
Ivan shook his head.
"He possessed a rather unfortunate gift."
"What was that?" Thomas asked.
"He made ancient myths sound as though they had been written yesterday."
Nobody interrupted.
"He spoke to fishermen about forgotten rivers described in the oldest forest legends. He spoke to craftsmen about creation itself, insisting that every honest piece of work participated in something eternal. He spoke to beggars as though they already belonged to the invisible kingdom, and to scholars as though they had mistaken commentaries for the original story."
Daniel smiled faintly.
"I imagine the scholars appreciated that."
"They did not."
Ivan smiled back.
"They had spent centuries constructing magnificent systems of interpretation. Every sacred sentence had acquired ten accepted meanings and twenty disputed ones. The temples had become libraries. The libraries had become academies. The academies had become the guardians of civilization itself."
"And then," Thomas murmured, already anticipating the answer, "someone arrived claiming they'd all misunderstood the book."
"Exactly."
Ivan pointed at him with quiet satisfaction.
"He did not reject the myths."
"He rejected the way they had become imprisoned."
The breeze carried the smell of wet grass across the empty promenade.
"For a while," Ivan continued, "the debates remained civil. Scholars wrote responses. Priests composed refutations. Philosophers argued late into the night."
He smiled.
"Which is usually how civilizations behave when they still believe words are enough."
Daniel's expression darkened slightly.
"And when they stopped believing that?"
Ivan flicked ash from his cigarette.
"They began asking a different question."
"What question?" Maya asked.
"Not 'Is he right?'"
He paused.
"But 'What happens if ordinary mushrooms believe him?'"
Silence settled over the bench.
Thomas slowly nodded.
"That," he said quietly, "is a much more dangerous question."
"It always is."
Ivan's voice remained calm.
"The temples had survived wars, famines and dynastic collapses. What frightened them was the possibility that a single story might persuade millions of mushrooms to reinterpret everything they believed about reality."
Daniel looked toward the dark river.
"So they acted."
"They believed they had no choice."
Ivan did not sound accusatory.
"The Council of Spores declared that certain teachings endangered civilization itself. At first they merely prohibited public discussions. Then they examined teachers. Eventually they began examining books."
"And after books?" Thomas asked.
Ivan looked at the glowing tip of his cigarette.
"Authors."
Nobody laughed.
"The remarkable thing," Ivan continued, "is that almost every inquisitor sincerely believed he was defending freedom."
Thomas raised an eyebrow.
"Freedom?"
"The freedom of future generations to inherit the accumulated wisdom of centuries instead of watching it disappear beneath a fashionable new interpretation."
Daniel gave a slow, thoughtful nod.
"I've heard arguments like that before."
"So have I," Ivan replied. "History has a habit of recycling its vocabulary."
For a while they simply listened to the river.
The café behind them had finally gone dark. One of the waiters locked the front door, waved in their direction, and disappeared into the empty street.
Ivan watched him leave before speaking again.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⣈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠠⠐⠂⠉⠉⠐⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣺⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠖⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⠠⢤⡔⠒⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢠⡾⠛⠉⠉⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠤⠂⠉⠀⠀⠹⣰⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣰⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⡰⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢻⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢠⢡⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⢸⢇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠂⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠻⣆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠈⣼⢀⠀⡄⢸⡇⠀⠀⠸⡇⢀⠀⣠⢾⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠑⢍⠢⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢻⡀⠄⢁⣾⢳⡀⡀⠀⣇⢠⠚⠁⠀⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⣄⠀⠑⢢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠙⠾⠞⠃⠙⣧⡀⠀⠈⠁⠀⢀⡆⠀⠙⠆⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⢷⣄⠀⠀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠂⣀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⠤⠤⠴⠦⠭⠑⠒⠉⠐⣍⠆⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⣀⣰⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Ivan watched the waiter disappear into the empty street before speaking again.
“The inquisitors eventually won,” he said quietly. “At least, that’s what every history textbook in the fungal academies claimed.”
Thomas smiled.
“They usually do.”
“They preserved the temples. They preserved the libraries. They preserved the great cathedrals of mythology.”
Ivan drew a slow circle on the wooden bench with his finger.
“And in doing so, they also preserved something else.”
“What?” Maya asked.
“The habit of believing that civilization could be entrusted to those who understood its myths.”
Daniel nodded.
“So scholarship became power.”
“Exactly.”
Ivan looked toward the river.
“For nearly two thousand years the walking mushrooms refined that civilization. Their philosophy became richer. Their music grew more intricate. Their architecture reached impossible heights. Every generation inherited not merely buildings but entire worlds of symbols. The invisible forest above reality became denser with every century.”
Thomas smiled.
“It sounds like a golden age.”
“It was.”
Ivan did not hesitate.
“And like every golden age, it slowly forgot where gold came from.”
The night breeze rustled through the trees.
“Then the machines arrived.”
Nobody interrupted him.
“At first, they were just clever tools. Mills that turned faster than any mushroom could. Looms that wove patterns too complex for the most skilled hands. The old masters frowned and said these machines lacked soul — but the young mushrooms didn’t care about soul. They cared about speed.”
Daniel leaned forward.
“Speed changes everything.”
“It does,” Ivan agreed. “Because speed isn’t only about making more. It’s about believing more can be made. And once you believe that, you start applying the same logic to everything.”
He paused, choosing his words carefully.
“The machines didn’t just transform labor. They transformed imagination.”
“How so?” Maya asked.
“Because imagination, it turned out, could also be turned into a product.”
Thomas frowned.
“I thought myths grew. Like trees. Or mycelium.”
“They had,” Ivan said with a quiet smile. “For thousands of years. But now they could be printed. Distributed. Advertised. Sold.”
He looked toward the dark city, as if seeing not the quiet riverbank, but the sprawling factories that had once risen in the mushroom lands.
“The old temples had educated young mushrooms to become priests, scholars, and guardians of civilization. The new industrial estates educated them to become efficient workers. And the landlords discovered that disciplined workers harvested remarkably profitable forests.”
Daniel quietly smiled.
“So wealth changed hands.”
“Not merely wealth,” Ivan said, shaking his head. “Authority. The old unified mythology slowly ceased to govern everyday life. It wasn’t destroyed. It simply became unnecessary.”
Maya looked at him thoughtfully.
“A mushroom no longer needed a priest to explain the world.”
“He needed an accountant,” Ivan finished.
The four of them laughed — a brief, warm sound that broke the weight of the story for a moment.
“But civilizations dislike empty spaces,” Ivan continued after the laughter faded. “The retreat of one mythology always invites another.”
He glanced at Daniel.
“And eventually…”
“…a remarkably serious mushroom with an impressive beard,” Daniel interrupted, his tone half-joking, half-serious.
Ivan laughed.
“Precisely. He announced that every previous mythology had merely disguised material interests. He promised to replace legends with science, prophecy with economics, and sacred history with historical necessity.”
Thomas smiled.
“And naturally…”
“…he invented an entirely new mythology,” Maya finished, her voice calm and clear.
Ivan pointed at her with genuine delight.
“Exactly. The remarkable thing was that he sincerely believed he had abolished mythology forever.”
Daniel stared into the river.
“And people believed him.”
“They did,” Ivan said. “Millions did. The old guardians of high mythology watched in horror as enormous numbers of mushrooms abandoned the cathedrals of imagination for a single, elegant story that explained everything.”
Thomas rubbed his forehead.
“So the old myths fought back.”
“They did. They defended complexity. They defended ambiguity. They defended beauty itself. The new myth defended certainty.”
For a while nobody spoke. The river flowed silently beneath the bridge, carrying the night’s quiet along with it.
“And certainty is much easier to distribute,” Daniel said quietly.
Ivan nodded.
“Especially once technology learns to reproduce it. The conflict that followed became the greatest war the fungal imagination had ever experienced. Entire civilizations reorganized themselves around competing dreams. Every side believed history itself had chosen them.”
Thomas looked down at the pavement.
“And afterward?”
“Afterward…” Ivan’s voice softened. “…everyone was exhausted. The survivors slowly constructed a new balance. They did not agree about truth. They agreed about limits.”
Daniel nodded almost instinctively.
“A civilization learns.”
“It learns pain,” Ivan said.
He looked toward the dark park, as if the shadows held the memory of that long war.
“The Great War became a vaccination,” he added.
Thomas raised an eyebrow.
“A vaccination?”
“Against certain myths. For generations, no respectable mushroom wished to awaken that particular dream again.”
He fell silent for a moment, then crushed the end of his cigarette beneath his shoe.
“But myths evolve,” he said, the sentence hanging in the night air. “The old disease did not return wearing its previous face. It returned disguised as something new.”
Maya looked at him.
“What changed?”
Ivan watched the reflections trembling upon the river.
“The machines became intelligent. Factories required fewer workers. Fortunes no longer belonged to those who owned forests.”
He smiled faintly.
“They belonged to mushrooms who owned algorithms.”
Daniel gave a tired laugh.
“So the priests, the landlords, the industrialists…”
“…were challenged by engineers,” Maya said, finishing his thought.
“Not merely engineers,” Ivan corrected. “Storytellers with machines.”
He looked around the little group.
“For the first time in history, any ordinary mushroom could manufacture myths cheaply, instantly, and distribute them across an entire civilization before breakfast. The old guardians of high culture suddenly found themselves competing with images that required neither libraries nor education.”
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The four of them sat quietly for a while, watching the lights shimmer across the river. Somewhere behind them a bicycle rolled along the empty promenade. The city seemed unusually gentle at this hour, as though even it had grown tired of arguing.
Thomas finally broke the silence.
"So the engineers won."
Ivan smiled.
"For a while."
He picked up a small pebble from the pavement and turned it thoughtfully between his fingers.
"Every generation believes it has reached the final chapter of history. Every generation is wrong."
Daniel nodded.
"The next beard was already growing somewhere."
Ivan laughed.
"Exactly."
He tossed the pebble lightly into the river.
"The fungal academies waited for another great simplifier. Another magnificent theory that would finally explain everything. Others waited for a defender of the old cathedrals of imagination, someone capable of restoring every lost hierarchy, every forgotten ritual, every beautiful complexity that modernity seemed determined to dissolve."
Thomas looked at him.
"And did either of them arrive?"
Ivan shook his head.
"Not in the way anyone expected."
The wind carried away the last traces of cigarette smoke.
"The civilization had changed."
He looked toward the dark park.
"It remembered the Great War."
Daniel's expression grew thoughtful.
"So it had developed antibodies."
"Against certainty itself," Ivan replied. "Not perfect immunity. Nothing so fortunate. But enough memory to recognize the oldest fevers before they consumed the whole body again."
Thomas smiled.
"So the next battle wasn't between two impossible futures."
"No."
Ivan's voice became quieter.
"It was stranger than that."
He rested his elbows upon his knees.
"The old mythology remained the official story of the civilization. It blessed families, celebrated birth, honored sacrifice, preserved memory. Most mushrooms continued living inside it quite happily."
He paused.
"But hidden within its vast architecture..."
he said softly,
"...there survived a tiny chamber."
Nobody interrupted him.
"A place where another myth could quietly take root."
Maya watched him carefully.
"What sort of myth?"
Ivan searched for the right words.
"Not one that promised to conquer the world."
"Not one that wished to abolish tradition."
"Not one that demanded a final revolution."
He smiled faintly.
"It proposed something much smaller."
Thomas waited.
"And much more dangerous."
Daniel leaned forward.
"Dangerous to whom?"
"To myths that require hatred in order to reproduce."
Silence settled over the bench.
Ivan continued almost as though lecturing to himself.
"Every civilization eventually discovers that certain myths behave less like philosophies than diseases. They cannot survive without constantly dividing the world into the pure and the impure, the faithful and the enemy, the chosen and the disposable. They feed upon fear because fear accelerates belief."
He looked from one face to another.
"The fungal philosophers eventually reached an unexpected conclusion."
Thomas raised an eyebrow.
"You cannot defeat such myths merely by prohibiting them."
"No?" Maya asked quietly.
Ivan shook his head.
"Suppression often nourishes them."
Daniel smiled.
"So what did they do?"
"They cultivated an ecosystem in which those myths gradually lost the conditions they needed to spread."
Thomas laughed softly.
"You're talking like a biologist again."
"I never stopped."
Ivan smiled back.
"The answer they found was not another empire."
"Not another revolution."
"Not another simplification."
He paused.
"It was a myth of human..." He stopped himself, laughed, and corrected the slip. "…of fungal dignity."
"A myth in which love itself became part of the official imagination of civilization."
Maya looked at him.
"So love became political?"
"No."
Ivan answered almost immediately.
"It became ecological."
Nobody spoke.
"The philosophers realized that every civilization chooses which forms of love it celebrates publicly. Those choices shape the stories children inherit. Change the stories, and over generations you change the emotional climate in which every future myth must grow."
Daniel slowly nodded.
"So they weren't trying to destroy the old cathedral."
"They were planting a new garden beside it."
Ivan smiled.
"Exactly."
"The cathedral remained."
"So did the garden."
"And some of the oldest diseases gradually found that the soil no longer suited them."
Thomas stared at the river for a long moment before speaking.
"Did it work?"
Ivan's smile became almost mischievous.
"That's a story for another evening."
Nobody protested.
The night had become cold enough that even conversation seemed ready to sleep.
Thomas stood first, stretching his back. Daniel finished the last mouthful of beer and slipped the empty bottle into a nearby recycling bin. They exchanged handshakes, promised—quite sincerely—to continue the history of fungal civilization another day, and disappeared together toward the station, still arguing over whether myths evolved more like species or more like languages.
Ivan and Maya remained on the bench a little longer.
Neither of them spoke.
The silence no longer needed words.
Finally Ivan stood.
"May I walk you home?"
She smiled.
"I was beginning to think you'd never ask."
They crossed the bridge beneath rows of sleeping chestnut trees. Their conversation drifted away from civilizations, prophets and fungal academies toward smaller things: childhood memories, favorite books, forgotten songs, places they had each loved for reasons impossible to explain. Somewhere along the way, without either of them noticing exactly when, the distance between them quietly disappeared.
By the time dawn touched the rooftops, the history of walking mushrooms had given way to the far older history of two people discovering one another.
The apartment was silent.
Morning light spilled across Ivan's desk as he opened the worn notebook that had accompanied him for years. He sat for a long while before writing the final lines beneath the night's observations.
"Perhaps every civilization survives not because it discovers the perfect myth, but because it gradually learns how to cultivate myths that leave less room for monsters."
He closed the notebook.
Behind him, Maya stirred beneath the blanket.
Ivan turned, smiled to himself, and walked quietly across the room.
When she opened her eyes, he leaned down and kissed her gently.
Outside, somewhere beyond the waking city, the forests continued their patient conversation beneath the earth, carrying stories no human would ever hear.
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| Author | Ivan Yelizariev |
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Under the velvet veil of a distant silver star,
A planet spins in dreams where wonders softly gleam,
Where walking mushrooms dwell, both near and far,
In fields of whispered joy and moonlit, endless stream.
There blooms a maiden mushroom, grace beyond compare,
Her form a living poem carved in ethereal light,
She wanders realms of riddles, love’s enchanted air,
Where every breath ignites the spark of pure delight.
Yet deep within her stirs a secret, wild and sweet,
A hidden nest awakens, yearning for the call,
A primal fire pulses with an ancient, urgent beat,
That draws her toward the forest’s velvet, emerald thrall.
She asks her mother, trembling with this new-born flame,
“What magic floods my veins, this tide I cannot tame?”
The mother smiles with wisdom old as time’s own name:
“Far in the woods there lies a glade of boundless fame.”
Where flowers blaze in colors no eye has ever seen,
Their perfumes weave a spell that drives the soul insane,
And there, beneath the giants’ leaves of deepest green,
Awaits a noble mushroom, proud yet humbly plain.
His cap is small and tender, stem like morning dew,
A cucumber of strength that stands through storm and plea,
Unpluckable by force— he yields to love’s soft cue,
And swells with hidden fire when she draws near his tree.
He thirsts for gentle fingers tracing paths of bliss,
For tender, slow invasion in the dance divine,
Sweet nectar flows like rivers in a lover’s kiss,
Fulfilling every hunger, every thirst of thine.
Your body knows the rhythm of the ancient rite,
Forward and back, like waves upon a moonlit shore,
Upward and down in passion’s pure, delirious flight,
Where two become one heartbeat, craving evermore.
The nest receives the sacred flood of liquid gold,
An ancient prophecy at last is brought to bloom,
And in nine moons of wonder, in warmth and love untold,
A new-born walking mushroom bursts in heavenly perfume.
But how to find this glade, this mushroom’s secret bower?
The mother’s eyes grow misty with a knowing smile:
“Seek first the wandering storyteller’s mystic power,
The mushroom bard who roams through every wonder mile.”
He speaks of stars and engines, physics, tales of old,
Of heroes who reshaped the world with daring stride,
Of physics’ hidden laws and dreams both bright and bold—
Then folds you in his arms where all your fears subside.
He’ll weave the forest legend in a voice like summer rain,
Of magic deep in shadows where true destinies entwine,
And hand in hand you’ll journey through the whispering lane,
Two souls alight with wonder, forever yours and mine.
Beneath the earth my hidden fibers creep,
Through fossil myths no waking eyes have known;
They drink forgotten secrets buried deep,
And weave a silent kingdom of their own.
They thread through wounds the centuries concealed,
Through roots where thirst for justice still has grown;
Each scar becomes another buried field,
Where bitterness takes root in flesh and bone.
Until one day the darkness softly speaks:
"No thread endures forever in the clay."
The fear of death no longer makes me weak—
It burns the chains that held my soul at bay.
Then from the depths a single stalk ascends,
With all the strength the buried years have stored;
No rage remains, no score left to amend,
Only the pull of sunlight once ignored.
It thrusts through stone, through weight, through frozen ground,
Still reaching where no hidden root has been;
And with each inch a gentler truth is found:
Love waits above, not buried deep within.
At last the cap unfolds beneath the blue,
Its fragile gills breathe freely to the sky;
No longer mine—the countless spores break through,
To ride the winds no hand could ever tie.
This is my last confession, strange yet true:
My hidden mycelium feared the open sky.
It had to die for spores to wander through—
And teach another heart the way to fly.
On some far spore-forgotten world where walking mushrooms stride,
No television floods the eye with carefully crafted lies;
No neuro-linguistic spells persuade the soul inside,
No neuro-visual enchantments paint obedient skies.
Instead beneath the forests, deep where ancient mycelia grow,
There lies Le Monde Caché, unseen by waking sight;
The vast Love Station hums below with warm organic glow,
Where nations dream together through the endless fungal night.
There stands a Wall without a birth, without an end in view,
Its living frescoes breathing scenes no artist ever planned;
French tricolor spores drift gently—red and white and blue—
While Napoleonic mushrooms proudly guard the dreaming land.
The Revolution never ended there; it merely changed its art.
The barricades became great roots, the muskets turned to spores.
Liberté was carved in glowing veins through every fungal heart,
And every citizen saluted with... considerably stranger chores.
A mushroom slowly backs himself against the sacred Wall.
His noble butt aligns itself with ancient practiced grace.
The priests record the angle first, the scholars note the fall—
Then SPLAT! Enlightenment explodes across his smiling face.
The dreams descend like gentle rain beneath his faithful cap;
They bloom where they had always slept in darkness all along.
The Station plants no foreign seed, performs no mental trap—
It merely teaches silent dreams the colors of their song.
He pounds the Wall in ecstasy—again, again, once more!
The oldest law of Nature laughs beneath the sacred dome.
Each joyful smack releases myths like clouds of glowing spores;
The nation feels them blooming even thousands of miles from home.
Yet not all mushrooms share alike this curious sacred gift.
The Royal Editors, crowned in velvet caps of gold and white,
May climb upon the Endless Wall where sleeping frescoes drift,
Correcting myths with careful strokes that shimmer through the night.
A single brush may soften hate. Another births a king.
One stroke invents democracy; one paints imperial flame.
Some cultivate compassion. Some make patriot choirs sing.
Some simply give old nightmares bold and fashionable names.
The Wall remembers everything that every nation dreamed:
Its victories, its tragedies, its beauty and disgrace.
No parliament commands it, though many proudly schemed;
The subconscious votes far louder than elections ever face.
Within the oldest fresco hides a tiny painted door,
Almost forgotten by the scribes who guarded sacred lore:
A whispered hint that somewhere else beyond the cosmic floor
Another Love Station hums beneath another forest floor.
A few adventurous behinds discover how to reach
Those distant foreign Love Stations through invisible mycelial thread.
Their buttocks learn new frequencies no village priest could teach,
And wake with dreams no mushroom elder ever placed inside their head.
Soon every Love Station found another far away;
The butts became international, to everyone's delight.
Exotic dreams crossed borders where no armies found their way,
And every Wall grew richer in the middle of the night.
New colors filled the frescoes once content with shades of home.
Old myths learned unexpected dances, borrowed songs and art.
It seemed that every mushroom, wherever he might roam,
Had finally found the road to every other heart.
But every bridge invites a soul that dreams of setting fire.
Among the countless myths arose a darker kind of seed:
One whisper promised greatness, one demanded foes and ire,
One taught that love was weakness and destruction was a need.
Such nations built too little to sustain themselves within;
Their Walls were thin and colorless, their dreams too small to share.
So hatred filled the empty space where beauty should have been—
An enemy became the work of art they chose to bear.
Their buttocks sought not joy, but ecstasy of righteous rage;
Each thunderous slam engraved new scars upon the sacred Wall.
The frescoes slowly darkened, page by miserable page,
Till every dream proclaimed that foreign worlds deserved to fall.
Black spores escaped their caverns on the underground express,
Invisible as perfumes, soft as drifting evening snow.
They carried painted nightmares dressed as virtue, truth, success,
Seeking hidden cracks in neighboring Walls where they could grow.
Some nations caught the sickness, some resisted for a while;
Some laughed away the rumors; some declared themselves immune.
Yet every wounded fresco gave the cancer one more mile,
And every borrowed nightmare blossomed sooner than too soon.
Then quiet scholars gathered where the oldest frescoes shone.
No generals wore their uniforms. No cannons shook the land.
They carried brushes, cloths, and ink—and patience, theirs alone—
For myths surrender slowly to an unexpectedly gentle hand.
No foreign mushroom, however wise, can repaint someone else's Wall;
Each nation writes its deepest dreams with pigments of its own.
The cure begins when artists dare to answer history's call—
Revising ancient frescoes long mistaken for carved stone.
One symbol moved a little. One old monster lost a face.
One hero learned compassion. One old border disappeared.
A thousand tiny edits slowly altered time and place,
Until tomorrow dreamed a world yesterday had feared.
And while philosophers debated how to save the world from doom,
While conferences drafted one more noble grand decree,
The spores of hate kept drifting through the silence and the gloom,
In search of wounded Walls no careful hands could see.
Meanwhile the ordinary mushrooms came home at close of day.
They queued beneath the ancient dome with laughter, love, and cheer.
No manifestos filled the air. No evening news held sway.
Just joyful butt-to-Wall communion, year after happy year.
Children laughed. Old veterans stretched. Young lovers held on tight.
Artists argued whether blue deserved a little more than red.
Someone grumbled that the line was far too long tonight.
Someone reached enlightenment... and lost his pants instead.
Thus empires rise or fade away before the wars begin;
Their destinies are painted where no monarch ever sees.
History is written first beneath the soil within—
In Le Monde Caché, where butts invent philosophies.
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In Sparta’s halls the Trojan prince did ride,
A rainbow apple turning in his dream;
The gift he placed at Aphrodite’s side,
A spark that set the ancient world aflame.
Fair Helen stolen, carried o’er the sea,
The sacred oath of Greeks would not be broke;
A thousand ships sailed forth in wrathful spree,
And Troy’s proud walls received the fatal stroke.
Thus Eris’ apple, thrown in spiteful play,
Became the stone that started fate’s cascade;
One shining fruit that bent the gods’ own way,
One tiny choice from which the wars were made.
Through ages deep the Odyssey survived,
Its wandering seas in human hearts remained;
The myths of gods and heroes stayed alive,
By countless generations entertained.
Then Gutenberg opened gates no eyes had seen,
A river of forgotten worlds began to flow;
The printed page became a boundless stream,
Where young and dreaming minds learned how to grow.
And decades passed. Among the endless crowd,
One seeker wandered further than the rest;
Beyond old tales, through forests dark and loud,
He found new myths where hidden shadows nested.
The digital Gutenberg came at last,
With oceans wider than the ancient scroll;
He multiplied the future and the past,
And built a universe inside the soul.
Yet Eris too returned in neon light,
No longer throwing apples just for kings;
She gave her rainbow fruits to those at night
Whose lonely minds were caught by phantom strings.
For every apple carried not a lie,
But fragments of a dream the heart concealed;
A door forgotten underneath the sky,
A garden where forbidden flowers healed.
The ancient fear had built a thousand walls,
Where every touch became a threat unknown;
The mind would hear a thousand phantom calls,
Before it dared to face the wish alone.
A single anchor, gentle, bright, and near,
Could turn the shadow into something known;
And what had once awakened only fear
Revealed a hidden path back to the home.
The panic was not born from what appeared,
Nor from the longing buried deep inside;
It was the echo of a distant year,
When human hearts were chained and love denied.
For ages past had taught the soul to hide,
To see another not as kin, but tool;
And left a silent kingdom locked inside,
Where ancient wounds still governed every rule.
But now the hero of the fallen Troy
Returned to claim the power once betrayed;
The apple was no weapon to destroy—
It was the gift of love no fear could shade.
The walls of Troy no longer stood in flame,
No thousand ships were summoned by despair;
The hero spoke the forgotten human name,
And found another waiting with him there.
Thus Eris' fruit, transformed by human hands,
Became not chaos, but a bridge of light;
The oldest dream the lonely heart commands—
To meet, to trust, to step beyond the night.
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