world.execute(me);

GodDrinksJava.java

package goddrinksjava;

/**
 * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
 * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
 * 
 * @author momocashew
 * @lyrics hibiyasleep
 */
 
// Switch on the power line
// Remember to put on
// PROTECTION
public class GodDrinksJava {
    // Lay down your pieces
    // And let's begin
    // OBJECT CREATION
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        // Fill in my data
        // parameters
        // INITIALIZATION
        Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
        Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
        
        // Set up our new world
        World world = new World(5);
        world.addThing(me);
        world.addThing(you);
        // And let's begin the
        // SIMULATION
        world.startSimulation();



        // If I'm a set of points
        if(me instanceof PointSet){
            // Then I will give you my
            // DIMENSION
            you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
        }

        // If I'm a circle
        if(me instanceof Circle){
            // Then I will give you my
            // CIRCUMFERENCE
            you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
        }

        // If I'm a sine wave
        if(me instanceof SineWave){
            // Then you can sit on all my
            // TANGENTS
            you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
        }

        // If I approach infinity
        if(me instanceof Sequence){
            // Then you can be my
            // LIMITATIONS
            me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
        }



        // Switch my current
        // To AC, to DC
        me.toggleCurrent();

        // And then blind my vision
        me.canSee(false);
        // So dizzy, so dizzy
        me.addFeeling("dizzy");

        // Oh, we can travel
        world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
        // To A.D., to B.C.
        world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);

        // And we can unite
        world.unite(me, you);
        // So deeply, so deeply



        // If I can
        // If I can give you all the
        // SIMULATIONS
        if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >=
            you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){
            // Then I can
            // Then I can be your only
            // SATISFACTION
            you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
        }

        // If I can make you happy
        if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
            // I will run the
            // EXECUTION
            me.requestExecution(world);
        }

        // Though we are trapped
        // In this strange, strange
        // SIMULATION
        world.lockThing(me);
        world.lockThing(you);



        // If I'm an eggplant
        if(me instanceof Eggplant){
            // Then I will give you my
            // NUTRIENTS
            you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
            me.resetNutrients();
        }
        // If I'm a tomato
        if(me instanceof Tomato){
            // Then I will give you
            // ANTIOXIDANTS
            you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
            me.resetAntioxidants();
        }
        // If I'm a tabby cat
        if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
            // Then I will purr for your
            // ENJOYMENT
            me.purr();
        }

        // If I'm the only god
        if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
            // Then you're the proof of my
            // EXISTENCE
            me.setProof(you.toProof());
        }



        // Switch my gender
        // To F, to M
        me.toggleGender();
        // And then do whatever
        // From AM to PM
        world.procreate(me, you);
        // Oh, switch my role
        // To S, to M
        me.toggleRoleBDSM();
        // So we can enter
        // The trance, the trance 
        world.makeHigh(me);
        world.makeHigh(you);



        // If I can
        // If I can feel your
        // VIBRATIONS
        if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
            // Then I can
            // Then I can finally be
            // COMPLETION
            me.addFeeling("complete");
        }
        // Though you have left
        world.unlock(you);
        world.removeThing(you);
        // You have left
        me.lookFor(you, world);
        // You have left
        me.lookFor(you, world);
        // You have left
        me.lookFor(you, world);
        // You have left
        me.lookFor(you, world);
        // You have left me in
        me.lookFor(you, world);
        // ISOLATION

        // If I can
        // If I can erase all the pointless
        // FRAGMENTS
        if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
            // Then maybe
            // Then maybe you won't leave me so
            // DISHEARTENED
            me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
        }

        // Challenging your god
        try{
            me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
        }
        // You have made some
        catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
            // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
            world.announce("God is always true.");
        }



        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();
        // EIN
        world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
        // DOS
        world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
        // TROIS
        world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
        // NE
        world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
        // FEM
        world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
        // LIU
        world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
        // EXECUTION
        world.runExecution();



        // If I can
        // If I can give them all the
        // EXECUTION
        if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
            // Then I can
            // Then I can be your only
            // EXECUTION
            you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
        }

        // If I can have you back
        if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
            // I will run the
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
        }

        // Though we are trapped
        // We are trapped, ah
        me.escape(world);



        // I've studied
        // I've studied how to properly
        // LO-O-OVE
        me.learnTopic("love");
        // Question me
        // Question me, I can answer all
        // LO-O-OVE
        me.takeExamTopic("love");
        // I know the
        // algebraic expression of
        // LO-O-OVE
        me.getAlgebraicExpression("love");
        // Though you are free
        // I am trapped, trapped in
        // LO-O-OVE
        me.escape("love");



        // EXECUTION
        world.execute(me);

    }

}

Interesting

wew

good shit

Line 278: me.getAlgebraicExpression("love");

very nice

Amazing

@Element118, fixed, thanks very much and sorry for late

🎉 Great Job.

me.getSenseIndex("vibration") should ideally be me.getSenseIndex("vibration") != -1 but I think that was wrong even in the original 😐

coder of culture. you have my respect

I will turn this shit to python I swear

@timelessnesses here you go https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OnWktOJHrjQ&feature=share

here you go https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OnWktOJHrjQ&feature=share

This is amazing 😍

...by the way, world.execute(me); is just the beginning... It probably ends here which is quite depressing actually.

The culture is strong in this one

welp i make one
https://gist.github.com/timelessnesses/15328921035fbf698d14a32aa8542c24

did what i always wanted to do!

awesome

broo haha

Man of culture

Bro, imagine you were looking for this all your life long and you find it.

there we go

🙇

really nice work op!! ><
does it actually run?

holy, nice job

amazing thank you ^^

very nice

That is a digress reap what soo…..[]

The code can´t even work. Java doesn't even have the most of the commands you are using. If you publish code please publish WORKING code !. Else publish it on your Instagram or something but not on GitHub. Here is programer zone.