minitech · April 30, 2013 18:44 · Apr 30, 2013
diff --git a/unsyntax.js b/unsyntax.js
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+with(evil()) {
+    get /user
+        (response) (
+            response.write("Hello, world!")
+        )
+
+    post /user
+        (response) (
+            response.write("Unauthorized!")
+        )
+
+    serve(8080)
+}
+
+function evil() {
+    var state = 0;
+    var method;
+    var path;
+    var argumentName;
+    var responses = {};
+
+    return Proxy.create({
+        getPropertyDescriptor: function(name) {
+            if(name === "serve") {
+                return {value: function(port) {
+                    return require("http").createServer(function(req, res) {
+                        var content = responses[req.method] && responses[req.method][req.url];
+
+                        if(!content) {
+                            res.writeHead(404, {"Content-Type": "text/html"});
+                            res.end("<h1>404 Not Found</h1>");
+                            return;
+                        }
+
+                        res.writeHead(200, {"Content-Type": "text/html"});
+                        res.end(content);
+                    }).listen(port);
+                }};
+            }
+
+            switch(state / 2 | 0) {
+            case 0:
+                method = name.toUpperCase();
+                state++;
+                return {value: 1};
+            case 1:
+                path = "/" + name;
+                state++;
+                return {value: function() {
+                    return function(content) {
+                        if(!responses[method]) responses[method] = {};
+                        responses[method][path] = content;
+                        state = 0;
+                    };
+                }};
+            case 2:
+                argumentName = name;
+                state++;
+                return {value: null};
+            case 3:
+                if(name === argumentName) {
+                    return {value: {write: function(x) { return x; }}};
+                }
+            }
+        }
+    });
+};