This guy's a legend...

The Ballad Of Bob Smith

(v1)
Running, not stopping,
Here comes Bob Smith.
He's always chomping
At virtual bits.

  (chorus)
  He's got Jenny's home number (so sweet!)
  Written down by the phone.
  She never answers when he calls her
  'Cause she's never at home,
  Never home.

(v2)
One two three main street,
That's where she lives.
Someplace, Ohio,
Out in the sticks.

  (chorus)
  He wants to buy her a fancy palace
  Filled with treasures and gold.
  ...


(ideas)
- like groundhog day - keeps doing the same thing over and over
- Bob's trying to find the happy path; keeps running into roadblocks
- Bob has a friend named John Doe (his wife's name is Jane)
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