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tapostrophemo / The Sausage Factory Set List
Last active August 29, 2015 14:13
Ideas for Corking Meddler's Debut EP
POSSIBLE SONG TITLES AND NOTES:
the Short List:
- Beehives and Chicken Coops (medley of: Parkin' Don't Come Free, Nice Shade of Blue, others...)
- 9th St. Blues
- My Marginal Friends
- Ballad of Bob Smith
- The Kraken Cometh
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tapostrophemo / The Ballad Of Bob Smith
Last active August 29, 2015 14:09
This guy's a legend...
(v1)
Running, not stopping,
Here comes Bob Smith.
He's always chomping
At virtual bits.
(chorus)
He's got Jenny's home number (so sweet!)
Written down by the phone.
She never answers when he calls her
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tapostrophemo / Slightly Nervous
Created October 24, 2014 21:06
Could be a sterotypical redditor/nerd, but could it also describe a guy I know in a situation I heard about?
(verse 1)
I think she smiled at me today,
I had to look away. Hey, hey,
I'm feelin' nervous.
...
...
...
(pre-chorus)
(verse)
He was born in the valley in between,
Two mountain ranges covered with leaves of green.
To the Eastern he would walk all day,
Just so he could come back home and say,
That he saw the sun rise in the East today.
One day's journey it was unto the West,
For the sunsets, he liked to watch those the best.
...
I drive a truck, my name is Steve.
I call that truck the Wing-ed Steed.
Named after horse and eagle free.
That truck's all that belongs to me.
I got no wife, I got no car.
My seed ain't scattered very far.
Although one time I had a dog....
It was a good dog.
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tapostrophemo / Metro-Pool
Last active August 29, 2015 14:03
Will I every be dry again? Maybe this ought to be called "(De)Ranged and Far From Home"
(verse 1)
It's so humid in this town,
When I open the door I almost drown!
I never see the stars at night,
'Cause the clouds are reflecting all the street lights.
I want to go back home,
Where antelope and buffalo can roam.
It's so crowded in this place,
We're standing back to back and face to face.
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tapostrophemo / Gatekeeper
Last active August 29, 2015 14:01
The song of my co-workers (and myself, at times).
(verse)
D A Bm G
Gatekeeper, why won't you let me write that code?
D A Bm G A (D)
Gatekeeper, all this merging gets so very, very old!
D A Bm G
Gatekeeper, won't you please deploy my code?
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tapostrophemo / Bright Patch Of Sky
Last active January 3, 2016 02:19
nominally about looking out at the Cleveland weather in winter
(verse 1)
Looking out through the window,
Sitting here on the stairs.
I try to see out forever,
But instead see nowhere.
Walk around the whole block now,
Just to get on my feet.
'Seems the wind won't stop blowing
Up and down on the street.
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tapostrophemo / Where Did I Hear This Before?
Last active December 25, 2015 22:39
A rock ballad; also what one might expect after Don Henley tunes have been the musical selection for an entire week of the daily commute to work. Copyright (c) 2013, Dan Parks. All Rights Reserved.
(Verse 1)
Where did I hear this before?
You say it over and over, again and again.
Oh why don't you give some more
Of all the things that you promised way back then?
(Chorus 1)
I try so hard,
Try to give you all the love in the world!
"It's not enough," you say to me.
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tapostrophemo / Sounds In The Night
Last active December 20, 2015 13:09
I don't mean for this to be Country...but it's leaning that direction.
(verse)
Was it the buzz-saw hum of the stadium lights
Or the earthy drone of cicadas in flight
That brought back strong the memory -
'That summer night - just you and me?
Walking 'round the block to see
Who else was out besides you and me.
Our footsteps soft in the gentle breeze,
The sound of crickets' chirp through the trees.