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Will I every be dry again? Maybe this ought to be called "(De)Ranged and Far From Home"
(verse 1)
It's so humid in this town,
When I open the door I almost drown!
I never see the stars at night,
'Cause the clouds are reflecting all the street lights.
I want to go back home,
Where antelope and buffalo can roam.
It's so crowded in this place,
We're standing back to back and face to face.
I can hardly turn around,
And if I drop my stuff I leave it down.
I want to go back home,
Where antelope and buffalo can roam.
(chorus)
And my neighbor's great dane is bigger than the deer,
And I'm feeling the pain 'cause they eat my garden clear.
Not the dog! The deer?
That's what I say, you hear!?
I can't believe we've been here all these years.
(verse 2)
...
(chorus)
...
(only final chorus)
The county taxes reduce me to tears.
Come on let's get on up and out of here!
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